“Hey girls, I know mum died, but I’m going to risk my life flying a rocket to the moon so there’s a significant chance I won’t make it back and you two will have to figure shit out on your own. Bye, daddy’s gotta go, if I make it there I’ll name something after you or something. I left some cash on the table, don’t spend it all on pizza or meth, see ya! Well, maybe hahaha”