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minus-squareTwinklebreeze @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up90·1 month agoDo you think you could perform in front of either of the Obamas? I know I couldn’t.
minus-squareSanctus@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up119·1 month agoI’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.
minus-squareSoulphite@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up63·1 month agoThis is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done! God dammit.
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoOn the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it’s not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?
minus-squarechunes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoLMAO. Lemmy comment of the year right here.
minus-squareendlesseden@pyfedi.deep-rose.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·1 month agoUnder Pressure, clearly
minus-squarebdonvr@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoPressure Pushing down on me Pressing down on you
minus-squaremaccentric@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-230 days agoI can fake the drums; hardest part will be finding a vocalist the vocalists
minus-squareAnchoriteMagus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoKing Lear. It’s only the first act, though. You’ll be fine.
minus-squarewuffah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-21 month agoPerform vaginal sex upon Mrs. Obama as Mr. Obama pumps his fist and chants “Yes we can!”
Do you think you could perform in front of either of the Obamas? I know I couldn’t.
I’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.
This is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done!
God dammit.
Jesus fucking Christ
On the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it’s not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?
LMAO. Lemmy comment of the year right here.
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Perform what though?
Under Pressure, clearly
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Pressure
Pushing down on me
Pressing down on you
I can fake the drums; hardest part will be finding
a vocalistthe vocalistsKing Lear.
It’s only the first act, though. You’ll be fine.
Perform vaginal sex upon Mrs. Obama as Mr. Obama pumps his fist and chants “Yes we can!”