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minus-squareTwinklebreeze @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up84·19 hours agoDo you think you could perform in front of either of the Obamas? I know I couldn’t.
minus-squareSanctus@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up113·19 hours agoI’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.
minus-squareSoulphite@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up61·19 hours agoThis is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done! God dammit.
minus-squarechunes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·13 hours agoLMAO. Lemmy comment of the year right here.
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·17 hours agoOn the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it’s not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?
minus-squarewuffah@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·edit-213 hours agoPerform vaginal sex upon Mrs. Obama as Mr. Obama pumps his fist and chants “Yes we can!”
minus-squareAnchoriteMagus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·19 hours agoKing Lear. It’s only the first act, though. You’ll be fine.
minus-squareendlesseden@pyfedi.deep-rose.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38·19 hours agoUnder Pressure, clearly
minus-squaremaccentric@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-22 hours agoI can fake the drums; hardest part will be finding a vocalist the vocalists
minus-squarebdonvr@thelemmy.clublinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 hours agoPressure Pushing down on me Pressing down on you
Do you think you could perform in front of either of the Obamas? I know I couldn’t.
I’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.
This is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done!
God dammit.
Jesus fucking Christ
LMAO. Lemmy comment of the year right here.
On the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it’s not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?
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Perform what though?
Perform vaginal sex upon Mrs. Obama as Mr. Obama pumps his fist and chants “Yes we can!”
King Lear.
It’s only the first act, though. You’ll be fine.
Under Pressure, clearly
I can fake the drums; hardest part will be finding
a vocalistthe vocalistsPressure
Pushing down on me
Pressing down on you
💀