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minus-squareSanctus@anarchist.nexuslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up119·1 month agoI’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.
minus-squareSoulphite@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up63·1 month agoThis is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done! God dammit.
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoOn the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it’s not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?
minus-squarechunes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agoLMAO. Lemmy comment of the year right here.
I’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.
This is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done!
God dammit.
Jesus fucking Christ
On the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it’s not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?
LMAO. Lemmy comment of the year right here.
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