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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago

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ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 19 hours ago
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    I’ll whisper right in Obama’s ear as I cream on his back “this is how you dispose of bus loads of kids,” then I’d smack the back of his head.

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      This is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done!

      God dammit.

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      Jesus fucking Christ

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      LMAO. Lemmy comment of the year right here.

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      On the back, belly, face, etc always seemed like a waste of good cum to me. Like, if it’s not being absorbed by mucus membranes somewhere, then are you really living?

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