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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 hours ago
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    Ok, here it goes.

    Next time, make sure you use a capital letter at the start of each sentence. And “I” always capital.

    Done.

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    1000003293

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    I’M TRYING.

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    If everything is resting on my shoulders then I will deliberately drop it to spite as many people as possible.

    Fuck you for putting pressure on me.

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      I feel bad for any current or future spouse of yours.

    • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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      Username checks out

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    It’ll all work out. Im The Hero and The Hero always wins right at the last moment. I’ve even got time to go round the drive through and place custom orders.

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      aw fuck. Im the Pickle Slicer this time? they didn’t even give me anything sharp.

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    Good thing I keep a cabinet full of solutions.

    Mostly ethanol and water, but those put a lot of things into solution.

    • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I don’t know if you’re talking about chemistry or alcoholism.

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        Alcoholism is just applied chemistry.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Anxiety, if it was text.

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    OUI I KNOW THANKS FOR THE REMINDER OF MY IMPENDING DOOOOOOM

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    Shit. I only just now saw this and it’s almost 11 pm.

    Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh

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    Show of hands, who knows how to build a functional thermonuclear device?

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      Building one is easy. Acquiring fissile material is not.

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        Can cobalt fissile? 🤔

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        surprisingly, it’s actually not… there was a study a few years ago before Trump suggesting that fissle material that cannot be used in a dirty bomb and was targeted at energy production, was far more availible if you appeared to be a educator or in the education sector…

        not that I’m suggesting anything, but from a purely human discussion standpoint, in the age of AI and deep fakes. the only reason this hasn’t happened is people don’t want to risk it.

        generally speaking those with the means, generally are benefiting from the corruption ATM.

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          I was right with you until the end when you inexplicably brought ass-to-mouth into the conversation.

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