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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago

me after anal bleaching

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me after anal bleaching

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violet08@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 12 hours ago
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  • robocall@lemmy.world
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    I never cared to bleach my anus. I figured a guy was lucky enough to be looking at it. What is the reason you wanted to bleach it?

    • violet08@lemmy.todayOP
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      I don’t like how the skin there is darker than the surrounding area. It just looks mismatched to me. I’d rather it be a pretty pink like my pussy, lol.

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      What is the reason you wanted to bleach it?

      Justh white supremacy stuff 🤷🏻

      Kidding, of course. If you want a white asshole, you can just express empathy for anyone not white, and one will appear 🤷🏻

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        Anyone can bleach their anus if they wanted to, its not a racial thing. If anything, the desire to do so would be body dysmorphia, as its an individuals choice due to feeling like their body doesnt look how they want it to. I am all for shitting on white supremacists but unless you have information that links anal bleaching to white supremacy in some form this just seems like you put the cart before the horse.

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          Anyone can bleach their anus if they wanted to, its not a racial thing

          I know. It was a joke.

          am all for shitting on white supremacists

          Good.

          but unless you have information that links anal bleaching to white supremacy in some form this just seems like you put the cart before the horse.

          Or, you know, a joke.

          I even explicitly included the words “kidding, of course” ffs!

  • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    Do they also offer darkening if I want to go the opposite direction?

    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works
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      5 minutes ago

      Stick an UV flashlight between your butt cheeks for a day

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      4 hours ago

      Bidet

  • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    8 hours ago

    Seems they took his ahole away completely.

    • Turret3857@infosec.pub
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      Actually, Steve Harvey took it

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      7 hours ago

      That’ll happen sometimes. Usually sorts itself out after a couple weeks.

      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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        “I’m gonna tear you a new asshole!”

        “Oh thank god! I was getting backed up and it’s starting to hurt.”

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      here, you can have it.

      O

  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    4 hours ago

    I legit never thought about waxing my crack. This is a game changer!

    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world
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      It’ll pay for itself in saved toilet paper.

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        Not to get too graphic, but I eat very very healthy, so I’m generally two wipes anyways and the second one is mainly for confirmation.

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          You have far less body hair than me.

          • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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            I assure you otherwise. I got that super test gene(not bragging, I actually hate almost every aspect of it). I have thick hair in my ear that I wave to wax once every other month or it would drive me crazy.

  • einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works
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    10 hours ago

    v08 strikes again

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  • violet08@lemmy.todayOP
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    if you don’t know what that is:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_bleaching

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      A female human displaying a bleached anus

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      … I was not prepared for a bleached butthole picture on Wikipedia – obviously I should have known what I getting into when clicking on it.

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        A female human?

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        hahaha

        having a pink butthole is something I’ve wanted for a while.

        now that I’m an adult, I can finally get it done professionally.

        I had my first laser session on the 23rd last month, and it usually takes 3-6 sessions.

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        Jenni Blaze, for research purposes of course.

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      While that’s very attractive looking anus in the picture, I don’t really understand the effort

      Whatever makes one happy I guess

      • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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        Damn, that really is a nice anus!

    • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Dang, my skin is far too dark to consider something like this. It’d just look weird.

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        I thought I had seen everything on the Internet, but I have not seen a black woman with a white asshole.

        I guess this it what it feels like to have purpose in life.

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          I have not seen a black woman with a white asshole.

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            Bazinga

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    Me looking for my contacts.

    • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      They’re not in there, I promise!

      • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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        8 hours ago

        You looked?

        • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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          8 hours ago

          He checked manually. For about 10 minutes.

  • redsand@infosec.pub
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    https://motorbunny.com/

    Didn’t even check the username before I hit reply. The correct person will see this even if I’m wrong.

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    Just checking out my pow-pow.

    • Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world
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      Tell danuta to get waxed but not the butt hole

      • wazoobi@lemmy.world
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        Is there an American Dad! community on Lemmy yet? One of the subreddits I still miss…

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