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Fuck yes! I want a pet raptor!
Isn’t it the Christians who keep saying man and dinosaurs coexisted?
It’s actually the world Christians are hoping for too.
Holy fuck that looks fucking awesome! Hell yea I want a fucking pet dinosaur! Where the fuck do I sign? Atheism for the fucking win!
What in the Jurassic World Fanfic is this?!
Man: “I consent”
Woman: “I consent”
Announcer: “Isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?”
Rawr :3
I’m pretty sure this is the world scalies want, not necessarily atheists in general.
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Naaah, needs more feathers on the good boy.
Ateists want their raptors scientifically accurate - with plumage.
Funny I thought it was the “the world is only 6000 years old” group that thought this was real for their ancestors?
I didn’t want this…but now?
a need was created in me
Something has awoken inside me.
By transmutation of species it can be fulfilled or just by getting a fluffy toy
seems easier to just hire a labful of genetic engineers and put them to work on a deserted central american island
but maybe… maybe I’ll get the plushie
Open the door. Get on the floor. It’s your turn to walk the dinosaur.
Boom boom acka lacka lacka boom boom
I mean, if the package includes a Velociraptor that actually cuddles instead of opening doors and hunting me, then sign me up.
It can do both. So always keep a squeaky toy on hand.
