Shopping kart

Yes. The shopping kart feature. Something online stores and webshops came with when the Internet looked like MS Paint.

Somehow absent on a modern platform…

They’re doing that because they want their own walled garden.

As of late 2025, Just Eat now belongs to Prosus.

So much money is tied up in AI, that when it crashes you’re likely to end up poor, or worse, homeless, than being able to afford anything.

Enjoy! :D

Final Fantasy victory tune.

“Tiny best set go”

“Big collection”

• suspicious squint *

Hey, I recognised that reference.

It’s a Hades rogue-like and a colony management game. But it’s not deep on either front.

The combat and rogue elements don’t come close to a dedicated rogue-like game as Hades.

The colony management doesnt come close to the depth of a dedicated management game.

It is centred around the novelty of a taboo: managing and dictating a cult. There are plenty of little things to do besides the two pillars of the game, but it doesn’t take long for you to have “seen it all”.

Mind you, this doesn’t mean the game isn’t fun. But it’s very light on its individual gameplay mechanics compared to dedicated games.

I would’ve loved to see this game come out back then. The pearl clutching would’ve probably broken a few knuckles.

Fuck that. I opened the game and the first thing that came to my mind was “let’s see how close I can get to a literal blood and sex cult”.

Not that close, I found out.

Or at least, a very tame version of it.

Hitchen’s Razor is an incredible tool.

You mean pirated Photoshop, right? :D

… You mean pirated Photoshop… Right? :|

American “reassurance” is a “trust me bro” with no backing and no consequences for them if they break it.

I mean… Palantir showed Denethor false images of doom and despair fed by Sauron. It drove him to become a completely mad tyrant.

I think Palantir is a very apt name. They just don’t realise why.

There are plenty of Americans who worship Trump… In a literal sense… And are perfectly fine with ICE indiscriminately shooting people.

Are you trying to make a point?

Sure, but what does this have to do with the riots in Iran?

And my dad just went to visit Iran for two months…

I can ask the Iranian side of my family to explain exactly how full of shit you are. Wouldn’t be for constructive reasons; I doubt you can be taught anything. But it sure would be entertaining.

I’m keeping it around because at some point in the future the Switch 2 will get hacked, and boy am I going to have some sailing to do.