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Cake day: October 28th, 2023

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  • The only reason why there would be gun free zones is if there is a gun problem requiring gun free zones.

    Remove guns and you remove the need for gun free zones.

    Make sure your society doesn’t contribute to mental health problems too and you pretty much have eliminated both the access to weapons and the conditions under which a person would want to start pointing one at people.















  • Yeah, you know, funny you should mention beer:

    Sekhmet was a scourge upon humanity, slaughtering villages and drinking the blood of her victims. One village had the clever idea of mixing in red dye to their beer, covering the ground, and then hiding.

    Sekhmet thought it was a village she had already slaughtered, drank all the “blood”, got drunk, then slept off her lust for genocide. After she woke up, Sekhmet took up healing for a change.

    Disclaimer; I’ve written this entirely from memory so it might not be exactly how the story goes.