I’ve hit the most satisfying weight for my OCD and I’m trapped now
That’s almost 300lbs! The reflection rules out morbidly obese, so are you tall as fuck, jacked as fuck, or both?
My dumb ass American mind assumed that scale was in pounds and I though the guy was a little person until I saw your comment
Probs just fat as fuck. I weighed myself a couple of months ago and saw 145kg and knew I gotta sort out my weight out. Im average height
I’m 6’3" and was close to 300lb at one point, but since I had a decent amount of muscle before getting fat I didn’t look morbidly obese.
im 6’4 an i was around 270-280 lb qn looked like a tree
That’s amazing, that’s the same weight as my luggage!
…im assuming your luggage is pretty heavy lol
123 lb isn’t very heavy at all!
Dunno what lb is mate lol
No sane person uses imperial. This is 2026, not 1826. Also it says kg.
Min does 2 decimal points, but the last digit only shows 5-gram-increments. 80.00 -> 80.05 -> 80.10 and so on.
I wasn’t aware that there were household scales with that level of precision, to 5 significant figures.
Yeah mate, just a $50 set of digital scales off Amazon
Go back to bed. You’ve already won. The day can’t possibly get any better from here.
Nah i lost a little bit more weight so now the numbers are fucked :(
You’re not really that weight though, the phone adds some. Sorry to have to inform you of this.
…omg the phone’s weight on the scales
I can’t get over how your legs look in the reflection. looks like you’re wearing super tight shorts and your legs are squeezing out where they stop. kinda the upside down version of a muffin top
Yeah it looks weird as fuck, and my front knee looks off to the side somehow. Gotta admit though it was really flattering to my muffin top so im not complaining 🤣
gotta look at the positives :D
Also almost matches my duo lingo streak too lol
Next step? 543,21kg
That also would be perfect!
Make sure you get a photo of 420.69 on the way up
Don’t be so harsh! I’d accept 432,10 kg
Easy mode: 420kg
Hard mode: 4.20kg
My knowledge of Roman numerals is insufficient to decode it but my weight’s been “ERR” for years.
it stands for Exquisite Rad Radial. It just means you’re fuckin awesome.
Or at least their tires are 🤷
U got me :D
Daaaaaaam nice
That reflection does not look like 123kg to me, how??
Well of course not, the reflection is weightless, its the person who has weight
I’m 190cm and sure, a bit chubby, but easily break the 120kg mark
A bit?
I’m 1m85 and have been at 65kg most of my life. I’m closer to 70kg now. You’re almost double my weight.
We should try to find someone half my weight (30kg) and someone double yours (240kg) and we could hangout, maybe create a secret society or something.
We could call th e group ‘the daltons’ 😂
Unless you’re made of solid muscle, you may want to do some self reflection because 120kg at 190cm is pretty well into the range of clinical obesity.
I look into a mirror all the time
Jokes aside, you’re right, I should probably lose some weight. But it’s really not as bad as you might think
If anything like me, just tall
Aye?
It’s not the perfect weight unless you are between 2.23 and 2.58 metres tall…
Lol dont take what i said literally mate
Same 😜
or possess any amount of muscle whatsoever
I have a bit of muscle but probs nothing to justify the weight lol
Now try for trips.
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Old 4chan meme where posts were given a numerical value and users would try to guess/game doubles or triples for the last 2-3 digits in the string. It usually came with a stipulation, like “trips and I x”. Haven’t lurked in a looong time, so dunno if it’s still a thing. Might be showing my age.
Ah ok ive never used 4chan
