I hate this guy so much. Hope he gets run over by one of his shitty trucks in full self/driving mode. Best part is that they turn off FSD right before impact to absolve blame. Oh, poor guy got smooshed, but FSD wasn’t to blame.

Joke’s on you. I don’t clean the kitchen.

I can’t see four. I’m sure it’s there, it just doesn’t appear to me.

They have these giant pretzels. And hotdogs that have been on the heater for a week. Fine dining if you’re in the area.

Goddamnit, I just shat my pants.

Which is why I said that I’m a purist. But whatever works, they’re both worth exploring. I got dug-in on my solution a decade ago and haven’t really had a reason to change once I learned it.

I wanna grab a light meal and beers with Todd.

Ffs, I wish people thought this way. Oh shit, I need to cross five lanes of traffic right now!

My partner backed into a space yesterday and asked me, “are we good?” I said, “not great.” She opened her door to check the line, laughed, re-parked. Some people understand.

Pfsense. I’m a purist.

As I was thinking about this, I thought that I don’t use my pinky’s nearly as much as I’m finding that I do after a brief evaluation. Yes, go all in on learning to touch type with proper form. I also don’t use my pinkies for :q, however. Well, I used the pinky on my left for the shift key but the ring finger on my right to type the colon.

I once had to be in extreme traffic during a commute behind an asshole who tapped the breaks every ten seconds or so. In retrospect, I should have changed lanes or exited and re-entered the highway. I was behind that asshole for like 45m and I was screaming with rage.

I sold my car and gave up driving after I quit that job. Didn’t drive for 10y. Won’t ever accept a job with a commute again.

Something under the bed is drooling.

Fun fact: The Bermuda Triangle actually lives in your closet and plans to get you in your sleep.

Surely someone who makes such a statement has taken at least one picture of an egregiously spelled word to send to a friend. Please share!

This is the best FAQ I’ve ever read.

I hadn’t considered that. He couldn’t get away with it now, but if the orange bad gets back into power and we go full-fash, I definitely think it’d be used against “enemies.”

Sorry, my irrational fear is gonna win out if I can’t safely move it outside (without risk of it crawling on me) and my partner isn’t home.

I mean, if you wanna talk about the multiple books that I’ve read about Judaism and early christianity this year, I’m down.

One was about Jesus as a messianic Jewish preacher. Another was about how he went from messiah to God after his death. Another was about how he ingeniously social-engineered his way to the cross because he believed he was the messiah because he was so clever that he was able to make it happen. Another is about the author’s thesis that he was never intended to be seen as a historical person and that he always existed in heaven but was crucified in the firmament between heaven and earth but then the new idea developed. That’s half so far.

Hadn’t thought about it, but you’re right.