This reminds me of a friend of mine whose hatred of olives was legendary. Like he didn’t just dislike them. We’re talking about a seething, unrelenting loathing. This was a man who wished violence and suffering on olives.
Now, his neighbor would traditionally gift his family homemade chocolates during the holidays. And one year (you already know where this is going don’t you?), his teenage children conspired with the neighbor to gift him with, yup, chocolate covered olives.
He didn’t speak to his neighbor for six years after that.
I have a friend that’s Hindu and he told me his “friends” put ground beef into the lamb mince as a “prank”. He didn’t easily forgive them either. I don’t think that’s on this level, but I feel as though you should be able to feel out your friends enough to pull a prank. If you can’t really tell, then you shouldn’t mess with them.
That being said, six years is a REALLY long time 🤣
Sounds like he needs a better sense of humor.
So you’re saying if I don’t want to talk to my neighbor anymore I just have to identify and gift them their least favorite foods?
Or else pretend they did something like that to you
Did he talk to his children after that?
Choc lobster
Dun-diggy-dun-diggy-dun-diggy-dun-diggy Dun Dun Diggity dun
This is a war crime. A very very funny war crime.
Anyone else see a dildo? No? Just me? Okay then…
Anything is a dildo if you’re brave enough
Wouldn’t the packaging be really different?
Could have been worse. Luckily shy didn’t get into glass blowing.
Would it have been worse the other way around?
Imagine stepping into a shower and rubbing yourself down with a chocolate lobster.
You probably won’t think it’s chocolate at first.






