Yeah… You use shampiss to pass a drug test when you know your realpiss won’t.
I can’t argue with that.
Shampiss is what you wash your hair with when you get to the bottom of the bottle and have to mix a little water with it to get it out.
beat me to it.
Whats with the presentation? Looks like those memes where they shame dogs who did bad things.
Whats with the presentation?
Narcissism
So it should read “I excuse myself to the washroom on dates just to check my IG feed”.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, down with shampoo, demand real poo!
Real poo is free, abundant, and just the right consistency if you eat enough cheese.
enough cheese
does not compute
gives a great tan
We demand REAL poo!
That’s just a theory. A GAME THEORY!
How about true-poo?
It’s the good shit
Old guy story time
I knew this guy in college who always forgot his shampoo in the shower (dorm with shared bathrooms).
It would enrage him that people would use up his shampoo.
So he filled the bottle with piss and left it for communal use.
Shampoo or Realpoo
Champagne implies the existence of Champleasure
Some people find pleasure in pagne. Lots of guys out there wanting go get spanked by angry women.
Yeah, its called American beer.
Shots fired!
I’m more of a shamshit guy
He called shamshit shampoo.
Shamcrap! Shamdoodoo! Shamdingleberries!
Shampoo also means the existamce of proudpoo
You mean real poo? Pretty sure that’s already a thing.
This poo is realpoo! Its not shampoo!
They both exist, and are used when you need to get away from a date, check your phone, or otherwise get some alone time sitting down.
Don’t say that too loud, you’ll get trumps attention
