The Dekoda costs $599 plus a mandatory subscription of at least $6.99 per month.
Imagine paying $600 plus $7 a month for Kohler to look at your shit.
Jokes on the intern?
Sometimes this timeline is too absurd not to love a little bit
I pray everyday that someone sneaks up behind me and hits my head with a large hammer
Im always watching the lamps just in case.
Feels like we’ve landed in an episode of Brasseye
Anyone who decided to buy a smart toilet with internet access deserves to not have an encrypted connection
Its even worse, its a smart attachment for any existing toilet
Only a matter of time before the Kohler Miracle occurs, a magnificent turd in the shape of the Virgin Mary.
What the fuck are we doing as humanity
Storing petabytes of shit photos on coal burning servers cooled by drinking water.
Because a guy in a black turtleneck told us to.
Wait, it stores it?
I thought it forwards my shit pictures to my enemies.
Now there’s a business plan
Why just pictures?
I think another type of device is necessary here.
Nothing productive, just making $$ off rubes.
Literally a shit post. Well done sir.
I don’t like to judge idiots too harshly, but if you bought a product marketed as an encrypted toilet camera you deserve whatever happens to you
Real gangsters use full fledged Dahua & go2rtc as their toilet camera
I will never be surprised by insecure IoT devices.
The S in IoT stands for security
Lol perfect, I like that.
No shit.
What a shitty design.
Considering there has been a massive wave of smart cameras everywhere in and outside homes in the past and especially recently getting “hacked”, it’s not a stretch that randomly picking cameras to look through could yield a droopy balls and veiny cock jumpscare
To this very day, with only the slightest amount of technical knowledge, you can log onto people’s existing devices, watch their video feeds, initiate print jobs, etc.
A ‘haha im hax0r’ amusement from 20+ years ago is still going strong.
If you’re hacking a toilet camera, you deserve whatever horrors you find.
Camera toilet? For shitting with your boyfriend/girlfriend together.
Co-op or PvP?
PvE
FFA
PvP, obviously.
Competitive Ranked PvP with time-eroding leaderboards
Co-op
Wait, this technology wasn’t an onion article or a fever dream? WTF Kohler, how much money did you waste on this tech and supporting infrastructure?!
Ahhhh, beat me to it!!
end-to-end
From my end to another person’s end connected by the plumbing system?
Seriously tho: I can understand why certain tech things might need a camera; if the toilet is able to accurately bidet the shit off my asshole with laser precision I can understand it might need to see all the dingleberries… But why the fuck does it have to send the camera data anywhere? Keep that shit local, confined to the device itself.
It analyses your shit and cross checks against the Bristol stool chart.
It then has either Metamucil or a block of cheese delivered to your house as needed.
ERROR: Too much blood detected in sample.
From my end to another person’s end connected by the plumbing system?
a very complicated human centipede
c/StallmanWasRight
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as Shitcam, is in fact, GNU/Shitcam, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Shitcam.
