• ameancow@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    No need to look it up, fact-check or confirm this or verify context. It was posted with a picture of the man so it must be true.

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    17 hours ago

    See, the thing is, I watch piss porn. Hear me out. I told my friend that the thing is, to do piss porn, you kind of have to be into it. You could try and fake it, but it wouldn’t be very convincing. So, my contention is, piss porn is more genuine than other types of porn, because the people partaking are statistically more likely to enjoy doing that type of porn. Which is great, I think, because then they really get into it, which is hot. It’s that enjoyment that gets me off. Their enjoyment.

    She said, “tomiant, you’re an idiot. Anyone can fake liking getting pissed in the face.”

    So I said, “Well, if you’re so adamant, get in the tub and I’ll piss in your mouth, and let’s see if it’s as easy as you claim.”

    So she said, “All right. If I can fist you in the ass afterwards.”

    Which I felt was a fair deal, so I took it.

    My (formal) position was strengthened significantly by the former event. And I can also attest that I could not convincingly fake enjoying being ass-fisted.

    What does that have to do with anything, you ask? Genuinity. The real deal. That’s what.

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    17 hours ago

    You could just use a robot dog! Then you could shoot it, stab it, violate it, and it would be ok! You wouldn’t call the cops, right? Because it’s not a real dog. It’s a robot dog. Indistinguishable from the real thing, of course, yelping from the pain of betrayal, but that yelping, see the dog is programmed to feel that. It’s just a program.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQcNYb3DydA

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    15 hours ago

    I’ll say it again and again Owen Wilson is one of the shittiest human beings alive. Fuck him

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      9 hours ago

      How do you remember the difference between Owen Wilson and Chris Pratt? I keep getting them confused. I know Chris Pratt was in Community, but maybe Owen Wilson was also? I’m not sure.

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        Owen Wilson had a cameo in Community in the episode where Jack Black guest starred. Don’t remember any episodes with Chris Pratt.

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          Wait I’m thinking of Parks and Rec, not Community. Damn.

          I double checked wikipedia, and Chris Pratt is in that one (his name is Andy).

          Owen Wilson on the other hand is best known for Wes Anderson films and stupid comedies, but also Pixar’s Cars and friggin Armageddon???

          Huh weird. I still feel like I have no idea how to remember him, except that hes the main voice in cars I guess.

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            I only remember him as a relatively frequent collaborator to Ben Stiller. Not even sure how many times they actually did that. And TBH I don’t think I’ve even watched any movie with Chris Pratt, he got famous way later than Wilson.

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      14 hours ago

      He might be but what he’s saying makes sense. Just means to me you shouldn’t write a dog dying into a script if you want it to be a realistic looking scene.