When food is so expensive you have to have a special device to shove it all back up inside you when it tries to escape.
What’s the dildo for? They just fuck you openly at the cashier…
Shrinkflation. 7" used to mean “insertable”, now they measure tip to base.
Cock AND balls? In this economy?
Why censor “cock” at the top of the box while leaving it visible at the bottom?
I love that it says “cock” twice on the package as if there’s any doubt
My guess: to give the “the longer you look the funnier it gets” effect. Otherwise your eyes would go straight to it.
My guess is that whoever censored it just didn’t see the smaller text one.
That is the most budget brand looking dildo I’ve ever seen. It’s packaged like a HDMI cable.
Is it from Poundland?
I wish I could upvote this harder lol
Oh yes, harder, daddy!
Either that or hole-sale foods
Ooh my favorite game.
Slams Club/Slamazon
Hoanne’s/Hoe Depot/Trader Hoe’s (alternatively blowannes, blow depot and trader blows) also Blowes (Lowes)
Bestbi
Racy’s
Craigslit/Craigslits
dbay
Aaaandd Slobby Lobby
It’s just like the beer that is just labeled “Beer”. If it still gets the job done, the packaging doesn’t mean shit.
They are terrible.
Looks like decent girth though /shrug
A new dildo? In this economy?
I only buy used.
Pre-loved
Only squirted on, no skeet
When cucumbers are so cheap, and re-usable.
And edible!
they said reusable
free pickle after a while
🤢🤢🤮
Cock-of-living crisis?
Yeah the price of meat is insane
shouldnt have bought the expensive pasta
Should have invested less in the penne and more on the pene
In for a penne, in for a pound.
it’s bullshit… this here costs in Poland about 20-40$
They use the dollar in Poland?
Yes, but only in French supermarkets.
Typical polish shopping list. Babcia never forgets to write down the essentials.
Mentally, I fucking discarded that dildo as a sausage. Oh my god, I can’t afford buying new IQ points in this economy either!
A depreciating asset, for some. At least you got them for free.
Can you even cook that? And do you refrigerate it before use?
