Somewhere there is a sales deck estimating ROI for uncomfortable toilets.
I’m just gonna straddle it reverse cowgirl style
Guys, guys! Take it from an American: Don’t be like us. This is some shit our employers would do.
I know our lifestyle looked fun and enviable once we grew up and left the kingdom to live on our own. And it’s not all bad, but mistakes were made!
I have an idea: I go to a forest, I don’t care who’s claiming it, and throw wooden spears at anyone who enters.
Wouldn’t a couple of small blocks under the seat just fix this “problem”.
I mean I’m surprised they just don’t put those homeless spikes on the seat.
Weeeeeeellll
I wouldn’t mind going to the bathroom and not finding all stalls occupied for the next 45 minutes because everyone and their mother is taking a shit whilst watching all three Lord of the rings movies on one go
Edit: seriously? This is being down voted? I’m all for fuck corporate and such, but seriously, I want to be able to go to a bathroom and actually find an unused stall. It sucks that everything is occupied with people watching TV there.
Don’t hunch over? Stretch out! Legs and all! The easier angle will make it even better support.
I’d just start going to a restroom elsewhere with normal seats and take even longer breaks just to send them a message
bring a book and shove it under the lid to make it level, fuck em. i shit till my legs go numb.
you gotta really question the mental wellness of someone who starts a company to produce a product that literally makes life worse for anyone that experiences it.
I mean, I don’t take longer than a couple minutes to take a shit, but it does make it worse for those with health issues or trying to get a break with no other options
The opinion of someone whose never had bowel problems and can’t even fathom other people not being like them.
GI issues would beg to differ… a good 10 min for bad flares to ensure I’m not back in a few minutes later.
This is not a fun break time.
Shit on the floor
Everybody walk the Dinosaur?
This cracked me up way more than it should have.
Take enough toilet paper off the roll to wipe, use the rest of the roll to prop up the seat.
Upper decker coming right up.
If I’m suffering from the green apple splatter, my legs will not give a shit about 13 degree angle.
I see a claas action law suit from arthritic workers
Hus has Crohn’s. That’s covered by the ADA for now. Anyone with an IBD should join that lawsuit.
