Somewhere there is a sales deck estimating ROI for uncomfortable toilets.

I’m just gonna straddle it reverse cowgirl style

Guys, guys! Take it from an American: Don’t be like us. This is some shit our employers would do.

I know our lifestyle looked fun and enviable once we grew up and left the kingdom to live on our own. And it’s not all bad, but mistakes were made!

Wouldn’t a couple of small blocks under the seat just fix this “problem”.

I mean I’m surprised they just don’t put those homeless spikes on the seat.

I have an idea: I go to a forest, I don’t care who’s claiming it, and throw wooden spears at anyone who enters.

Weeeeeeellll

I wouldn’t mind going to the bathroom and not finding all stalls occupied for the next 45 minutes because everyone and their mother is taking a shit whilst watching all three Lord of the rings movies on one go

Edit: seriously? This is being down voted? I’m all for fuck corporate and such, but seriously, I want to be able to go to a bathroom and actually find an unused stall. It sucks that everything is occupied with people watching TV there.

I’d just start going to a restroom elsewhere with normal seats and take even longer breaks just to send them a message

Don’t hunch over? Stretch out! Legs and all! The easier angle will make it even better support.

bring a book and shove it under the lid to make it level, fuck em. i shit till my legs go numb.

you gotta really question the mental wellness of someone who starts a company to produce a product that literally makes life worse for anyone that experiences it.

Shit on the floor

Take enough toilet paper off the roll to wipe, use the rest of the roll to prop up the seat.

Upper decker coming right up.

If I’m suffering from the green apple splatter, my legs will not give a shit about 13 degree angle.

I see a claas action law suit from arthritic workers