It’s not worth it, just buy cheap toys from china
I’m gonna tell my kids this was chess.
- “No, no: it’s chess.”
- “Uncle, why did you shove a Christmas chess up your butt?”
When even benoit balls don’t do it for you anymore
Say it Frenchie
It! Oui, je suis français. Malheureusement, je ne parle pas français 😔
🎶Mooooooooonn riiiiiverrrrr🎶
It had a flared base so I thought it’d be okay…
Several, even.
oh no
“Doctor, the ornament broke in several places inside their rectum…”
Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!
You mean in the veg 😂.
Those reverse flares will getcha…
“You’re never gonna believe this, doc…”
Hi,yes, I’m bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won’t come out
“It was an accident, I swear!”
“One could be explained as an accident; but all three?!”
Sure, these would hurt to step on, but I don’t think that’s an emergency.
You step on things with your asshole?!
No, I don’t step on things with you… Zing!
😄
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
Flared base. Approved.
“If it don’t have a base, it doesn’t belong in that place”
in without a base, gone without a trace
Nope, flared end should be 1/3rd larger than the largest part of the toy.
UK version.
999 - Ambulance please.
Is the patient breathing?
Yes. But its quite heavy.
Ya don’t see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)
