Might as well involve the whole family since it’s the holidays.
At least the step family
My wife has prohibited me from buying this after the last incident
Listen doc I was just overcome with Christmas spirit. The feeling of season. You get it doc. I was sounding with a icicle for holiday reasons not horny reasons.
It’s not worth it, just buy cheap toys from china
As wealthy millionaire living my best life, I’m giving 35 grand to anyone who messages “GRACE” on Telegram @Georgestones12 I understand that many people are struggling with bills, and I want to help reduce that burden. It’s a season of love, kindness, and blessings.
Why not sex toy if sex toy shaped? 😭
This will one day end up in a proctologists trophy room.
Ya don’t see many buttplugs in white (for a reason)
UK version.
999 - Ambulance please.
Is the patient breathing?
Yes. But its quite heavy.
Sure, these would hurt to step on, but I don’t think that’s an emergency.
You step on things with your asshole?!
No, I don’t step on things with you… Zing!
😄
Flared base. Approved.
Nope, flared end should be 1/3rd larger than the largest part of the toy.
“If it don’t have a base, it doesn’t belong in that place”
in without a base, gone without a trace
“It was an accident, I swear!”
“One could be explained as an accident; but all three?!”
Million to one shot, doc. Million to one.
Hi,yes, I’m bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won’t come out
