As a wealthy millionaire living my best life, I’m giving 35 grand to anyone who messages “GRACE” on Telegram @Georgestones12 I understand that many people are struggling with bills, and I want to help reduce that burden. It’s a season of love, kindness, and blessings.
Potion of time travel please. The vodka.
A lemme smoosh those cheeks potion, please!
I want the potion that does the thing.
Potion of Instant death please
I’ll have a exlixer of stanima trans beverage please
I want the potion of fast travel.
chugs an entire 5th of Jack, blacks out, starts a fight, shits in the street, finds his way back home somehow, wakes up safely in bed
It worked!
What happened to the dog’s ears?
Some dickhead cropped them, probably at home and with no anesthesia.
Elixir of whatever gave you those buff muscles, dawg
All I need is a little of the hair of the dog that bit me.
Potion of liquid courage, of course.
And a philter of bad decisions, why not.
vial of booping that perfect snout
Knew I’d find this. Lol
6 oz Bourbon.
I’m making Chicken with it.
Lemme get two vials of skooma and a small sack of moon sugar for the road.
Stop right there, criminal scum!
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sheathes* Must have been the wind.
