I can upvote or downvote as many times as I want
only you see it
I already have this power.
I’m gonna choose the side effect and you choose the power:
“I ___, but only when I’m hard.”You can captivate the attention of any child. You’re a comedian or magician that would absolutely kill it at any children’s birthday party. You would be a fantastic teacher as you can hold the wrapped attention of even the most tiktok-corrupted teen.
Except, there’s just one small problem…
I’m Mr beast?
You can give moving public speeches
Can revive the dead
“I’m gonna explain everything later, just don’t interfere.”
become immensely popular as a male role model
am the world’s greatest kindergarten teacher
save kittens from trees
infinite money
Infinite bills
But it’s a currency you cannot spend or convert.
Mind reading
In exchange, all of your thoughts are broadcasted onto an account on every social media, no matter how small, with your name attached to it.
It turns out nobody really thinks often enough for you to get any information
When you read someone’s mind you involuntarily blurt out everything you read.
Whenever you do it, the fact you’re reading someone’s mind is announced loudly in their mind and in the minds of anyone nearby.
All thoughts are formatted in .docx
I want to be just slightly above average in everything I do without needing training, but I can only achieve that level of slightly above average at whatever I do.
However, the keyword is average. Sometimes you are extraordinarily good, and sometimes extraordinarily bad, but on the whole the average is slightly above.
Flying
Achieved like bats fly. Your arms and fingers have been transformed into wings.
You can’t walk
You get struck by lightning
you lose all leg strength
Extreme fear of heights
You’re now a city pigeon.
Every single (non-human) animal is friendly to me.
Speed up or slow down time at will
You are also affected.
ability to make people say/do what you want them to
Just gimme photographic memory.
You walked in on your mom getting railed by the mailman while your dad was masturbating in his cuck chair, the lighting was immaculate.
You can now only remember photographs, nothing else. You no longer know how to tie your shoes
Instant teleportation
impeccable social skills
The power to negate side effects of any kind. :]
The ability to change the probability of events happening
You need to amass one kilogram of your own feces in a ceremonial bag for the power to take effect.
Name checks out, thank you Spiderman :3
Applies only to non terrestrial events
You can only make things worse
Dang 😅 Who gets to decide whether I’m making something worse though?
Me.
The ability to find any file I please from anywhere I choose no matter how confidential or copyrighted it is. (It’s… for a Club Penguin archival project, yeah)
