Butt stuff

Don’t forget the crushing realization that all your childhood dreams are dead!

I know you’re likely referring to New Shepard but Blue Origin did make it to orbit with New Glenn

Sounds like you don’t understand how demanding it is for a graphics card to run at 4K. Like trying booting up the same game 4 times at 1080p. You expect your graphics card to be able to handle that?

The pinouts on motherboards actually has been mostly standardized, it’s just that case manufacturers can’t guarantee that your putting a motherboard in with that standard layout

To be fair he was the best landlord I ever had. Took care of like everything as soon as we said the slightest word there might have been an issue.

I was once helping a previous landlord install a new dishwasher and during the first test cycle I opened it and he yelled “NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING”. Turns out he thought they filled up with water like a clothes washer. A window really would have helped him.

The Linux equivalent is a kernel panic

To be fair a lot of the time a blue screen is shitty drivers…

And we ask those people to politely yet firmly leave.

This might make a good movie plot

Can revive the dead

Why would you need to put it in at an angle if the batteries are supposed to be connected in parallel?

It’s so the sub can have a cozy place the rest their neck while you… well… you know…

Someone sounds afraid of what gulping down some glizzys might unlock in them

In the actual article it says “potential” new objects so probably at least more than 1

But not before leaking water all over your desk!

Someone makes a novelty mouse with water in it and then sells it to brands to hand out as swag

lol, the screen shot where it’s “stuck in a cave” isn’t a cave, it’s those ledges before mt moon where twitch plays Pokémon kept getting stuck too.

It’s the same issue, the car not being able to detect a solid object in front of it because of an optical illusion