How convenient. Go for as long or short as your partner needs.
Does consent under vampiric hypnosis count as consent?
No, just like getting her shitfaced doesn’t count.
Makes sense.
Huh. Ya never think of vampires being big advocates of consent.
They only respect the consent of landholders.

two of them if i’m correct
No blood, no erection
“Iz not a wooden stake, iz just hanging there like blah, BLAH!”
Haha, vampire dick? Isn’t that why they drink blood though? Or is that just sustenance and not for biofunctions?
I’ve read a series where the vampires had to bite people to have sex… Apparently drinking blood raised their blood pressure?
It didn’t start out as that kind of series, but after getting a few books in shit started getting weirder and I stuck around thinking it was going to get back to the fun storylines in this cool modern fantasy world with vampires and werewolves and wereleopards and guns and necromacy, but instead of going off the rails a bit and coming back, it turned into “Rails? Where we’re going we don’t need rails!”
… I stuck around way too long before bailing.
Ultra consent.
Normal consent

Also you shouldn’t fuck what you eat…
Wouldn’t consensual sex explicitly mean that consent to cum inside is given?
Seriously? Bruh. No.
No. One does not presume the other. Even without condoms, unless it’s discussed beforehand.
Right, but the average biter only gets permission to enter the dwelling, and then gets to go crazy tormenting the residents for countless ages until their minds pop and he begins to suck.
So it actually seems like your average vamp is going to get permission to come inside the vagina and then take liberties with the invitation.
Dude, how many unwanted pregnancies are you responsible for?
Jesus no it fucking doesn’t.
I can consent to sex but that does NOT mean I implicitly consent to every single sexual action that exists. That’s why we have likes AND limits.

Still a better love story than Twilight.
Oh I thought it was my garlic dildo
It’s always polite to ask anyways!
So, the woman just needs to say “cum in me?”
And if she’s having sex with Jesus Christ, she says cum unto me.
No no. It’s because vampires don’t exist.
Baloney. There’s plenty of blood sucking parasites pretending to be human.








