I thought it was fancy butter
I got excited when I thought it was copper and neodymium. Just the stuff they make douche watches out of.
Oops must have fallen out of my wallet. When can I come pick it up?
So… you got a couple bucks I can borrow? I only need about tree fitty.
You should ask Reddit how you can legally keep it. But make sure they don’t know it is you who found it. Use “hypothetically” in your question.
Or something in the line of “asking for a friend”
And imperative.
Also replace words for close enough synonyms. Like say cylinder instead of 🍆.
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Go eat a bag of cylinders.
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Your cylinder is too soft. No way I am sticking that in my mouth.
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You can pound your cylinder for as long as you want, but it’s not going to taste any different
Huh. I don’t think it’s a good replacement word for eggplant. Cylinder just doesn’t roll off my tounge any easier. It kinda makes me gag a little thinking about it, actually.
This comment is firing on all cylinders
Sounds messy.
Thou hath not the knowledge, it seems
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Instructions unclear. The gold must not be harmed.
oof ouch my begonias
“in Minecraft”
In GTA5 roleplay
If you instead drained diesel out of one of the F150 parked outside, you’d made double.
Hey big man, lemme hold a dollar
Did I just get robbed?
Sir, this is a Wendys … dumpster
oh shit you found my luggage bro
You should read/watch “No Country for Old Men” before deciding how to proceed, Friend-o.
So… check for a tracker in the bags?
That’s a partial payoff for the arcane secrets of the “Square” burger. As in a Freemason’s Square. It’s all connected. Illuminati confirmed. /s
Wow, eight cases gold and an entire extra case of money, well do the responsible thing and hand these over to the police.
I loaded up the 6 boxes of gold into my car and the friendly police man helped me drag all 3 of them into the station. I sure hope there’s a reward for the 1 box of gold I found, shame there was no money with it.
The responsible thing would be to launder it and then move it into an umbrella company which is based in an off shore account, hire yourself, and then use the earnings from the interest to pay school lunch debts and build shelter for the homeless.
Pull a joker and set it on fire
The photo looks like it could be the opening shot of many movies. A shit ton of valuable items gets misplaced for a short time, humans get involved with said valuable items in various ways, murder, mayhem, and running for their lives quickly ensues.
Think of how many nuggets you can buy now… At least 50!
