I been so fucking strategic with my food this year that for the 1st time in my life the freezer food gets eaten and I have to go shopping cause we are eating everything in the fridge. I buy small eat everything and repeat and I gotta say it’s a good feeling.
Is it possible to learn such power? Lmao congrats, I’ve always been bad about this.
People can change.
Yeah, but you won’t. Plum genocidist.
I don’t keep my plums in the fridge.
Someone else would have bought these plums and treated them right.
Its easier to just eat crackers.
The raspberries and avocados play roulette tho’!
Fuck avocados and their 15-minute ripeness window.
You putting it all on red, or black?
Yes.
Eh, is a part of life. No need to stress this hard over it.
This is why I like living close to a grocery store. I make lots of small trips instead of a big one.
Ew, leaving the house multiple times a week?
This is the way. I just buy what I need every day. Barely ever waste something
That’s what my parents did growing up. They didn’t have a refrigerator and when they got one, it was super small.
when i rode transit every day to work, that’s exactly what i used to do. i’d just stop on the way home, then pick up the next bus going my way.
I shop once a week, and get everything I need for the week. One trip, twenty minutes in and out. No processed packaged foods, mostly fresh and frozen vegetables, fruit, and organic chicken (no antibiotics). Zero food waste, because even fresh vegetables will survive a week in the fridge. On the last day before shopping day, my fridge is virtually empty.
I don’t like shopping, so I made it as efficient as I could.
Reminds me of Mitch Hedberg…“I used to be a real piece of shit. I still am, but I used to be too.” /s
yup. here, too.
first thing in my head reading the post title was ‘…still am, but i used to be, too’
I still am, but I used to be as well.
I feel like the fridge thinks people can’t change
Its your fault for getting those sloppy plums.
I thought it was the compressor making that sound when I put that food in, but it’s just the fridge either laughing or sighing.
At least at our house it’s just more expensive compost.
Me every other week throwing out the food I thought better me would make. No. You ate the easy food like always, numbskull.
I started a compost and freeze all my meat till use. Goodbye, guilt! Those plums are bettering my soil now! I’m stealing south america’s water and nutrients!
Literally have a few oranges in the way back that have been in there for months.
If oranges could stink, my fridge would probably stink.
Random craft idea you can say you planned all along! Cut oranges in half and scrape out the insides (eat/drink if safe to do so) then dry out the skins. Either in the oven or placed in direct sunlight should be fine.
Once dry, paint the outside of each half red and add white spots. You now have a mushroom cap! Use a small branch/stick and cut it to length and use that as the stem. Glue together.
Once the skin dries out like that, and you paint it, wouldn’t it continue to degrade over time?
For me it’s the limes. They always look fine in there for months but when I grab one the underside looks like Chthulu’s butthole.
Why does this look like Leslie Nielsen doing an impression of the main guy from The A-Team, while cosplaying as Ric Flair?
Let’s be real, if you haven’t watched Eastbound and Down, it’s worth it just for Stevie.
