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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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    2 hours ago

    dem is ground up bones. Not going to be great for your plumbing. Like I get it, but don’t fuck yourself over

    • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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      Yeah, spiting Grandma from beyond the grave isn’t worth the plumbing bill lol.

    • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today
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      31 minutes ago

      You are talking to someone who posted a Twitter screenshot. Lemmy user Track_Shovel is not the person who flushed grandma’s fascist ashes down the toilet.

  • bcgm3@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Instant Grandma™ – Just Add (Toilet) Water!

  • kerryh8er04@sh.itjust.works
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    5 hours ago

    I threw my moms ashes in the trash. Not entirely because she voted for Trump.

  • agent_nycto@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    This is dumb.

    What you should’ve don’t was use the ashes instead of salt to help grit your sidewalk.

    Or make what I like to call “trauma smoke bombs” for the next protest

  • Mercer@lemmy.zip
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    8 hours ago

    Hell yeah I’d do this_

  • majster@lemmy.zip
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    12 hours ago

    Sooo many people falling for obvious bait. Or are there additional levels of irony I’m not grasping?

    • Tja@programming.dev
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      4 hours ago

      What is the bait?

    • Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works
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      4 hours ago

      Classic shitpost.

    • AnitaAmandaHuginskis@lemmy.world
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      6 hours ago

      Found the Trump voter

    • blackshirt@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      Trolls trolling Trolls trolling Trolls …

      • green_goglin@thelemmy.club
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        10 hours ago

  • lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Both sides aren’t just bad. They’re pure rancid evil. When they’re inspiring their cult members to literally flush their families down the toilet, that’s some Thulsa Doom level shit.

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      7 hours ago

      Oh no, not flushing ashes! How can I side with that against [checks notes] aha I see.

  • khaleer@sopuli.xyz
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    12 hours ago

    Sudden nazi grandpa revenge - clogged pipes

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Seeing the Ukraine-flag colored face mask, this hat to be a troll, to make the left look bad.

    • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
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      Whether they “look bad” depends on how you feel about flushing grandma.

      I have a small, 3" urn of my mom’s ashes, and ten years later when I was offered the same for my dad, I declined. It doesn’t mean anything to me, and at the time, I had actually misplaced mom’s urn.

      Slava Ukraini!

    • SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space
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      I kinda thought Bernie write-in was the only good option in 2016. Not that I understand how anything works

  • MasutaHarada@thelemmy.club
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    Dead nazi can’t do thing to you and overacting based on hatred or paranoia are counter productive.

    Just throw the ash at river or beach, or fine dump it on toilet but don’t share it and act like you are doing something good pleae.

    • Burn_The_Right@lemmy.today
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      … but don’t share it and act like you are doing something good…

      But, flushing a nazi down the toilet is the nicest way to treat a nazi. Why are you so upset by a little bit of light-hearted nazi flushing?

      We should pass a law that requires disposal of all nazi carcasses via ash-flushing.

      • MasutaHarada@thelemmy.club
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        yes it is nicest way , but it still not good thing in essence and the context here is for dead one, not alive.

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
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    Blend you with tofu, mix with a paper slurry to make recycled paper, print copies of the satanic bible on you, place those free bibles in hotel rooms in LGBTQIA friendly tourist destinations during pride, rip out your pages and burn them with charcoal on a grill where I cook grilled vegan food that i give to the poor, while Macklemore is playing… AND BE DOUBLE WOKE DURING ALL OF IT!!!

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      i’m not sure how i feel rolling blunts out of grandma satan bible pages

  • Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    15 hours ago

    Dirt goes in dirt hole

    • NickwithaC@lemmy.world
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      12 hours ago

      That’s right, it goes in the square hole!

  • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.world
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    18 hours ago

    That’s commitment to the bit I guess.

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    19 hours ago

    ahahahha lool!

    american politics!!!

    agavagsyahaga!!! lmao!!!

    you guys are the best 🤣 please post more!! i can’t get enough of america!!!

    • Burn_The_Right@lemmy.today
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      Conservatives are a global epidemic. This is appropriate in every country infested with them.

    • athatet@lemmy.zip
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      God I love seeing you on every fucking post get outta here

      • ikt@aussie.zone
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        wow now you know how everyone else feels who isn’t american!

  • M137@lemmy.today
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    I would have taken a shit on it before flushing.

    • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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      Maybe he did, but granny is taking all the praise by blocking the view.

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        ain’t that just like op’s granny (she was very fat)

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        Conservatives are so narcissistic!

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