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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Rather be homeless than have this as my job

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Rather be homeless than have this as my job

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 months ago
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    4 months ago

    Wait, you guys are getting paid?

    • Mickey7@lemmy.worldOP
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      LOL

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Not all heroes wear capes 🫡

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    What if you blow it more often?
    Asking for a friend.

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      Reservoir overflows, killing thousands

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        What if I swallow?
        My friend, I mean.

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          You can swallow your friend, yes.

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    Just call me Main Reservoir, baby.

    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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      Username checks out

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    Speak for yourself

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      I can’t my mouths full

  • St3alth@lemmy.ml
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    Don’t have to tell me twice

  • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    Are the workers blowing the cocks that are in there?
    Or is whatever is in there blowing the cocks of the workers?
    And where do I apply?

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    Sounds like my kind of job

    • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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      I heard it blows

      • gndagreborn@lemmy.world
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        😘

    • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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      A blowjob is still a job

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
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    You post history suggests you’re into that.

    • ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Lol

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    It’s not so bad once you get past the taste

    • MJKee9@lemmy.world
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      …starfucker!!

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    If I was really desperate for work I might do it once a week but I’m not going to do it every 4 hours

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      It’s a competitive market, once a week doesn’t pay the bills anymore

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      Don’t knock it till you try it, it’s a lotta fun

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      Brother, you wouldn’t blow 2-3 cocks in an 8 hour shift if that was your only duty? After the first week, you’d be so good at it that you’d be “working” less than an hour a day.

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    Excuse me, I’m here for the blowjobs?

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    deleted by creator

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    Is there like a schedule rotation or is it one poor soul?

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    Somebody’s got to do the work.

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