Weird 4:3 looking motherfucker

Yes you should.
I’m afraid your parents are Angelsachsen.

Pro Pedalo racing was banned after what happened at the 1978 World Cup finals in Hockenheim.
Most of the survivors are still in a wheelchair today - and suffering from severe PTSD.

no gears
no freewheel
no brakes
no handlebars
no seat

The fixie hipster crowd would have been all over them.
SO MINIMAL

Hopefully

They’re also rewriting history in Idiocracy (It’s actually a key story element at the end).
“They’re pitting us against each other” is one of the most important aspects in 1984.
And “They’re distracting us with entertainment” is literally at the core of Hunger Games.

it would entirely solve this problem

Welches Problem?

Fun fact: If I use my 4G with a device that isn’t a phone, that’s against the terms of service and they can cut my access.

Awesome, that cuts the Steam update time till I can game down to under half an hour!

Doesn’t matter how happy the RAM supposedly was, you still pay for someone to cut it up into bytes and solder it into a chip.
No one needs RAM anyway, you can easily live off CPU cache and SSD space.

This diagram would make the same amount of sense if you randomized the titles in it.
Maybe they’re already random.

Apple pie.

The entire purpose of life and evolution up to this point was to evolve grandmother’s apple pie.

No, it’s not purpose. It’s just a process that perpetuates itself.

It’s how you make the next generation, but if that generation doesn’t have a purpose, then neither does yours, nor the act of reproduction.

This is my rifle
This is my nun
This is for shooting
This is for fun

It’s crazy that in 2025 hardly anyone is pointing it out.

Are you living under a rock?

There are many things that I would like to say to you
But I don’t know how

Or done it before it hatched

Also, pope Leo Trotsky

Mine is basically the same, but since it pipes your filesystem layout into aplay instead of random bits, it’s not just brown noise.
It plays you the song of your system.
(also, it can damage your speakers, headphones and/or ears)

I miss the old days when you could do
ls -R / | aplay

There’s no sudo, so it’s perfectly safe!!