I just want a straight up monitor with no built in wifi or Bluetooth or even speakers.

Just display the image I want it to when I want it to.

If I did it’s bad behavior too.

Nothing like body shaming people who don’t agree with your worldview.

Can we take a break with shitposting and talk about politics for a bit?

Spoiler - she puts it in her pooper.

Keeping Lemmy Facebook.

Fix your lock so it uses the same key.

What you didn’t tie your wife up in the basement for six months?

Lucky it took me six months to get the proper level of stockholm syndrome into my now wife.

Are you still friend zoned?

Isn’t that the preacher zone?

Person of New York.

I have to mail my glovebox gun to myself when I drive through Canada because they hate freedom.

That meal isn’t improving anyone’s life.

You watch what you say about my fucking mother.

Why are you talking about plants when I’m asking about centrifuges?

Why do you have centrifuges in your house?

Plus rotten potatoes smell like my mother’s asshole.

Well it’s free after it suddenly stops it only costs you money to get it going again.

Vodka for the truly degenerate.