I had a co-worker in her early 30s, who was a former gymnast, and also coached gymnastics. She’d not only occasionally knock out a few cartwheels in the hallway, but she could also still do aerials.
Aerial example: https://youtu.be/BUj32xhdJ4s
Read this, quite literally did a cartwheel in an act of whimsy and solidarity against the encroaching darkness before responding.
(It was actually kind of fun and my back only hurts a tiny bit. One handed cartwheels used to be the preferred move, but fuck no).
Be the change you want to see in the world. Transition, then do a cartwheel in a skirt.
Back when boys were boys and girls were dizzy
I know a few people that still do and I treasure them
In my country a woman suspected of murder did a cartwheel while waiting to be interrogated and the police basically took that as an admission of guilt
Whimsy detected!! Deviant thoughtpatterns likely!! Danger!! Danger!! Crush it quickly!
Pretty sure cops regardless of country will take any out of the norm behavior as an admission of guilt. They just be like that
I recently used this as an example of how mass surveillance escalates suspicion. If you drive home from work the same way for months and then change your route, that can be grounds for suspicion and investigation. Nevermind, you just charted a better path home.
And as law enforcement works in the US, post PATRIOT act, if you can be investigated under general suspicion, rather than for a specific crime. And you will be charged for any crimes discovered. And if you are in sight of the police (e.g. in an ALPR database) then every possible set of behaviors and conditions are suspicious.
In both times you’ve brought it up then, you are correct
Im not a women but im gonna hit a cartwheel on my way to work tomorrow for the tweet poster. Hopefully I can still do it and don’t fall into the mud.
:update: I did but it was a shit cartwheel. I’m way heavier than last time I did one.
Hopefully I can still do it
Honestly, I used to do a lot of cart wheels as a boy, because fun. Now my shoulders and back say ‘uh, sir, you’re like 200 lbs, gtfo’
I’d do a cartwheel if I had the body of an 8 year old, I can’t even do the dishes without backpain now
My wife does spins whenever she’s wearing a dress that will float out. I probably would too if I fit in such a dress.
I feel like dresses are probably the most forgiving piece of clothing fit-wise.
Honestly, I find hospital scrubs very forgiving. Medical staff looking fine in those greens and blues
As a fat dress wearing guy: yes.












