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that reminds me. when I was a kid I tried to do a cartwheel repeatedly until I fell in a really painful way and then after that I’d just watch others do cartwheels enviously
I had a co-worker in her early 30s, who was a former gymnast, and also coached gymnastics. She’d not only occasionally knock out a few cartwheels in the hallway, but she could also still do aerials.
Aerial example: https://youtu.be/BUj32xhdJ4s
Aerials in the sky
Read this, quite literally did a cartwheel in an act of whimsy and solidarity against the encroaching darkness before responding.
(It was actually kind of fun and my back only hurts a tiny bit. One handed cartwheels used to be the preferred move, but fuck no).
My wife does spins whenever she’s wearing a dress that will float out. I probably would too if I fit in such a dress.
The swoosh 😍
I feel like dresses are probably the most forgiving piece of clothing fit-wise.
As a fat dress wearing guy: yes.
You’ve seen a fat suit. Now try fat dress.
Every dress I wear is a fat dress.
Honestly, I find hospital scrubs very forgiving. Medical staff looking fine in those greens and blues
They’re so comfortable, too.
I had a pair that lasted through my teens and 20s. That’s like, compared to fast fashion, scrubs are the John Wick of clothes.
Im not a women but im gonna hit a cartwheel on my way to work tomorrow for the tweet poster. Hopefully I can still do it and don’t fall into the mud.
:update: I did but it was a shit cartwheel. I’m way heavier than last time I did one.
Hopefully I can still do it
Honestly, I used to do a lot of cart wheels as a boy, because fun. Now my shoulders and back say ‘uh, sir, you’re like 200 lbs, gtfo’
I’d do a cartwheel if I had the body of an 8 year old, I can’t even do the dishes without backpain now
I turn my seat heaters on for back pain
Why would you need the back pain?
Makes me feel alive.
Back when boys were boys and girls were dizzy
It’s fun to watch my kid attempt a cartwheel, he turns about 1 radian and then folds onto the floor. He’ll get it right one of these days, but I think I like this part better
Lol, sameI’m hardly any better
Rad
True that I see less people doing this, but there are some that keep it alive, my sister still randomly cartwheels everywhere she goes, she even learnt how to do it while holding her beer, and without spilling it !
That is the most arresting thing I’ve heard all day.
Damn cops! Always ruining things…
Yeah, disbelieve. We’re gonna need to see a gif or something of your sister doing this.
EDIT: This is how to properly internet. Take notes younglings. This is how you summon content 😉
18 years ago
Prehistoric YouTube is the best.
I didn’t realize you weren’t who I replied to at first and was mega confused why your adult sister looked 11.
I was like “holy shit these hipster lemmings and their cathode ray tube TVs”
Yup that’s pretty much this ! With a tad more momentum so she’s able to remove the hand on the ground mid wheel
Ok, that I’d like to see.
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde?
spoiler
A naked woman doing cartwheels.
what???
what a weird comment
consider shutting up
what???
I think you left off a few question marks.
what a weird comment
Can you elaborate? I am mega curious what you find objectionable since this comment has a very controversial vote score. Genuinely curious, please.
consider shutting up
🔃
commenting (especially in the form of not-particularly-funny jokes) about naked women when women are mentioned has toxic cishet man vibes
ew
weirdo
So swapping the gender of the joke makes it okay? If I left the gender out entirely? Is it the mention of nudity? Why is mentioning naked women toxic vibes? I mean, you did come into a shitpost community where the humor probably isn’t always to your liking. And then had the audacity to tell me to shut up lol.
Cartwheels get replaced by Fossamax.
Vertikal rotierender Frau
at first glance this looked like lost lace from hollow knight silksong
Maybe, hopefully, OP just doesn’t spend as much time with girls as he did when a little boy. Anyway random cartwheels are definitely still a thing.
Edit: turns out I can’t read
He definitely said in the post that women don’t do random cartwheels, not girls.
This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul.
I think OP was saying that as they grow up girls stop doing cartwheels. Because grown girls don’t do cartwheels. I think you should see it as a “we live in a society” meme
Edit: turns out I can’t read
This is because society is evil and has killed the reading impulse in your soul
I still cartwheel. One trick pony in that way, I can only do the cartwheel. When kids are doing them I will casually throw one and it always amuses them. I’m near 60.
They don’t take much strength, it’s inertia that carries you over. Hand, hand, foot, foot.
I work at a primary school and I see random cartwheels almost every day.
I work at a cart factory
I work at a Home Depot. I also see cartwheels all the time.
I certainly wouldn’t put it past home depot to hire elementary school kids!
Literal toddlers at customer service
