My aches and pains at 41 say otherwise.
If there’s a draft, I hope the MAGAs cry when their kids and grandkids get dragged off to boot camp.
I don’t feel 35
When the draft hits but I’m trans.
I’m sure undesirables like us who can’t be forced into the military will be forced into work camps.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/442nd_Infantry_Regiment
The 442nd Infantry Regiment is the most decorate unit in U.S. military history. This is because they were all Americans of Japanese decent during WWII and were sent on suicide missions.
Autist here, can I join ya? I’ve got Fallout 1 and 2 on disk.
On disk!? 👀
Holy shit you guys I can still join the Army and be out with full bennys by the young old age of 61! jfk
- the bennys in question are a pack of benzos
Do it. Send me. I will frag so many officers.
Yes sir I can be trusted with a drone!
So you just want to try to kill someone and be killed if not put in prison for life? Weird fetish lol
Might wanna look up the origin of fragging, why it was A Thing and how the circumstances not only destroyed the draft, but the US presence in vietnam
It’s called having a fucking spine
You like pancakes so you must hate waffles.
You are meme sir. Good day.
No, it’s about sending a message that immoral conscription has consequences. If it means sacrificing your own life to send that message, so be it.
“I became a terrorist and murdered an innocent person because I didn’t agree with someone else’s decision.”
The draft will never occur in the U.S. because we already have way to many people in the military. They don’t need to have a draft.
Now if we made education and healthcare accessible to everyone like we should, we might not have as many people volunteering to go.
Our military would grow to like 10x the current size if we had forced conscription like Israel or Korea.
We couldn’t afford it.
Remember when everyone said Trump couldn’t win the election*? And since when has not having the money for war stopped the US from going to war? They just borrow against their kids.
Although I will point out that Trump and Elon bragged about rigging the election, that’s besides the point.
By definition there’s no such thing as an innocent military member.
Not sure if you’ve noticed, but shrapnel-based explosives tend to not leave a lot of evidence.
That’s just false. Most people hit by grenades live. They are also inventoried, and troops are in teams.
Why are people upvoting trying to murder someone they don’t even know. That’s just psychopathic.
Ugh you sound like the Charlie Kirk apologists.
They will know them by the time they do it.
That’s just psychopathic.
So is literally whatever they’re going to be drafted to do lol
So the person your fantasizing on murdering is there against their will as well… sheesh.
Go cry about it somewhere else dumbass
Haha, get fucked.
Man, I did some light manual labor yesterday and I can barely stand today. I can’t go to fucking war without severely endangering every friendly around me.
So no, 45 is not the new thirty fucking anything.
Actually, that sounds like you’re perfect for the American military.
An impediment to the U.S. military, you say? Now you really do have a moral obligation to sign up.
People don’t want to fight pedos war in Petey’s army so they expanded to recruit pool.
Training will have to be different. I am already to fed up with crap to have a drill instructor yell at me. They can give instructions and support, but I’m not getting “instilled” with anything. Or maybe not. We see MAGA incel man cult guys paying thousands to get tormented at knock off BUDs training camps.
I guess I’ll stop taking my seizure meds just in time for the bus ride
I’m not dying for rich people that got power and decided to break literally every stabilizing thing in geopolitics so that they could make more money and then start a war to cover it up.
I might die because of them, but there’s no way I’m dying for them. If they draft, I’m running. call me whatever you want.
In totalitarian regimes—communism, fascism, religious fundamentalism—popular support is a given. You can start wars, you can prolong them, you can put anyone in uniform for any length of time without ever having to worry about the slightest political backlash. In a democracy, the polar opposite is true. Public support must be husbanded as a finite national resource. It must be spent wisely, sparingly, and with the greatest return on your investment. America is especially sensitive to war weariness, and nothing brings on a backlash like the perception of defeat. I say “perception” because America is a very all-or-nothing society. We like the big win, the touchdown, the knockout in the first round. We like to know, and for everyone else to know, that our victory wasn’t only uncontested, it was positively devastating. -Max Brooks, World War Z: An Oral History of the Zombie War
communism, fascism, religious fundamentalism
democracy
Point of order, democracy is a mechanism for selecting leadership, not an ideology of governance.
Democracies routinely produce Communist, Fascist, and Religious Fundamentalist leaders.
Like, I know it’s a quote and all. But it’s just a Baby’s First PolySci view of how civilizations organize themselves. Not an ounce of Lockean Theory to be found.
That’s before you get into the reality of Republican governance and practical enfranchisement. You can’t go rolling up on Thomas Jefferson’s slaves and announcing “Idiots, it’s a democracy, why did you vote for this?”
Thanks. I’ll convey this to Mr. Brooks for his consideration.
Hard pass.
I got banned for being trans 😎
<Deleted my joke because the topic is honestly just depressing and not worth joking about>
Then I’m turning friendly fire on
Edit: Don’t feel too bad as long as I get to take some out with me
Oops ima bigo tranny,sorry, I’m not allowed
Don’t worry, it’s only a matter of time before they toss you in jail for attempting to draft dodge and forcibly detransition you, thus making you eligible.
Ever see M.A.S.H.?
Back in line Klinger
Klinger’s problem was slow reaction. Had he acted before they initially saw him, maybe. My dad was drafted in Vietnam and always told me to go right up and deep kiss the guy taking names. Although I don’t think that would work as well now.
It would work, but only to keep you from getting drafted. You’d probably be in some sort of military brig for a good long while.
Much more effective* is to shoot the bastards. We all know how much americans talk about doing it…
*I’m not going to lie here, it’s not more effective for you, just for everyone else after a few more follow your example. You’d be consigning yourself to death.
what do i do if he kisses back
put a ring on it
