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WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Elon doesn't like committing crimes in a game. He would rather commit crimes irl...

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Elon doesn't like committing crimes in a game. He would rather commit crimes irl...

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WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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    What a sad and pathetic little loser…

  • iocase@lemmy.zip
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    A blue whales vagina is the third biggest pussy in the world next to these two

    • TheBraveSirRobbin@lemmy.world
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      Who’s Dan?

  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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    he just allows AI general CSAM on his degenerate platform.

    • Tartas1995@discuss.tchncs.de
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      He literally broke laws for his factories. I know of a few cases

  • takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    GTA5 actually had some things to say about the Epstein class. That’s probably the reason why it didn’t resonate well with him.

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      And he hates chess because royalty can die in it.

  • WizardArtsPropaganda@sh.itjust.works
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    • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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      Finally a use for AI.

      • halcyoncmdr@piefed.social
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        I REALLY hope it was Grok that generated it.

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        …if it’s AI it’s really, really good. Looks to me that someone just got carrried away with the clone/pull tools tho.

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          This tech is changing so fast that you need to constantly keep up with it to know If it’s capable.

          But yes, AI is definitely capable of any photo at this point.

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      Is this like the Elon version of the Gina Reinhardt portrait?

      Just in case you need the hilarious context: https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/gina-rinehart-demanded-national-gallery-permanently-dispose-of-vincent-namatjira-portraits/news-story/0762e6bc39f227a008e5ba8eeaaf7c98?amp

      • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        More than 26 emails were sent by the 70-year-old’s supporters, The Herald reports, describing her as “one of Australia’s most prestigious people” and calling for the portraits to be removed for their “disrespectful” and “extremely upsetting” portrayal of the miner.

        Lmao. 27 emails! She must be so beloved!

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          I think you misspelt “rich narcissist cunt”

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        Am I the only one thinking she looks better in the paintings than in RL? Also this artist is brilliant, love his work.

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    Cant believe Dan has played every single game other than those 6

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      Including all the tfgames.

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    This guy is a fucking liar.

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    I just can’t shoot pretend cops.

    Btw, what night is the wildest party on your kiddy rape island?

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      Elon was never invites to the island. He is too much of a loser. There is an email in the files in which he gets rejected like “uh sorry the party is cancelled”.

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        Sadly, I believe that email was debunked as a fake

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          The response or the email that musk sent?

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        Not necessarily. There was talk in an email of ‘the helicopter to St Bart’s’. Curiously, the helicopter wasn’t required to log every passenger.

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    Yeah he’d prefer to kill millions of real brown children instead

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    The most pathetic of losers.

    This is the kid who gets picked last for a schoolyard game and it’s 100% justified.

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      Always got picked last and never grew out of it because he was a pampered little baby bitch.

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    He doesn’t play games. He pays people for high level accounts and then gets butthurt when his stream chat absolutely clowns on him for playing like an absolute fucking n00b

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      People always say that it doean’t matter, and they should focus on the reall issues. And i agree, but still, it shows just how pathetic and just what kind of loser he is.

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        Mockery is the one tactic from the left that the right does not have a strategy to resist. They cannot stand up to trolling.

        That’s one of the reasons the right has spent the last decade trying to convince the left that trolling is “theirs” and it can’t work for us. It’s an obvious lie and we’re not falling for it.

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          It’s extra funny that he does that to hself. He could just shut up, but no. I remember when overwatch came out, and he claimed that he played a lot of overwatch. He also claimed to binge full metal alchemist. Around tye same time his child was born and he was obviously spending a lot of time with his child, while also working 20 hours a day 7 days a week. He could just shut up, no one cares, but he can’t, because he’s a sad little man who has to make up every accomplishment he never achieved.

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          Oh, we definitely fucking fell for it. I get nothing but pearl clutches when I try from the left. I would think they were bots and right wingers if it wasn’t happening in real life.

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        The real issue is that this situation isn’t fictional.

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        He’s literally Jp from Grandma’s Boy

  • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
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    He prefers to play Tropico where you make the law and suppress anybody disagreeing.

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    He’d rather kill hundreds of thousands of children in real life by cutting off international food aid through DOGE 💀💀. I hope his ass gets cooked at Nuremberg 2.0

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      I’ll bring the huge stew pot

  • themaninblack@lemmy.world
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    I would like it if we don’t post Elon musk stuff

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      Yeah, I thought the comm was for posts that were shitty (and funny for it), not posts by shitheads.

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    He also quit playing BioShock early when he found there was no option to play as Andrew Ryan.

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      Oh god. Someone please release a Bioshock mod that replaces Andrew Ryan with Elon Musk. Just for that one scene. You know…

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