Can the average U of A student be expected to read words as complicated as “genetalia”?
You don’t click buttons in the physical world. You press buttons. Clicking buttons is something you do on a screen.
Also, as others have mentioned, none of the buttons have genitalia.
A better sign should say:
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PLEASE DO NOT USE YOUR PENIS TO PRESS BUTTONS.ELEVATOR MONITORED BY VIDEO RECORDING.
—————I specifically say penis because I doubt any ladies are hitting the buttons with their ‘nethers. Unless they’re gymnasts, or have crazy prehensile labia. And if they do, more power to ’em.
In my school, this is an invitation
Welcome to Alabama, home of the ‘dick click’ and the ‘pussy push’.
some dude put the thing as a joke
But there are no buttons with genitalia? Only numbers? Unless you have some real wierd looking genitals… Or you’re a duck.
Jokes on them, having someone watching is my kink…
If there’s a sign, it likely happened more than once.
A grand illustration of the If there’s a rule rule.
Which buttons have genitalia so I know which ones to not touch?
Asking the real questions
Are the vids on PornHub?
Maybe another sign pointing to some hand sanitizer
Just how high off the ground is that ‘6’ button?
It’s fine, only that guy with one pant leg bigger than the other lives on the 6th floor
University students, folks!
