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Excited to see which of the joke-artists actually wake up as an attack helicopter.
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This video is required watching. Jacob Geller’s best work. 37 minutes long, but please watch the whole thing.
Seems you need to download the PDF to get all of it.
This would also be extra funny when turbo closeted biggots get affected too.
Someone will want a body made of antimatter and the earth is gone.
Hell yeah! It would be a vast improvement.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
Despite not being trans can I have a body that does not sound like slowly breaking a fist full of spaghetti when I get out of bed in the morning?
At first I imagined cooked spaghetti and I was very confused.
Wet sloppy noises
My immedate reaction was to imagine the sound of cooked spaghetti.
Was wondering why a wet slapping sound would be undesirable first thing in the morning.
I regret that train of thought…
I can feel the grimace from “breaking a fist full of spaghetti” from the denizens of Pastaland all the way up here in northern EU
i have a conspiracy hypothesis that many restaurants break the pasta without telling people because people prefer it without even knowing
Wait for the world to get overrun by furries, but it’s just middle age bald dudes suddenly having shoulder length hair, six pack abs, and a deep sense of regret about how comfortable it is to carry around a two foot long penis.
People wishing for long hair and 6-pack abs have no clue the maintenance hell they are getting themselves into. The regret about the 2/3rds of a meter dong is spot on. Like envying a woman with melon sized breasts and not realizing how much back pain she deals with.
I’ve got hair that’s about mid back at the longest and I don’t find it particularly annoying. But then again I usually keep it pinned with a hat so that probably helps.
Growers unite
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it.
Does it include superpowers?
oh my gosh! I’m SOME of those! :D a fem-leaning androgynous (but functionally genderless) cybernetic wolfthing with trillions of bodies across the multiverse all subliminally linked to the same consciousness!
Cool!
genie twist. they woke up with a dead body next to them
Now they get the special opportunity to fuck their dead inner selves
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They actually put that in a cartoon? And I don’t mean the sex change thing, I mean the salt shaker joke.
What joke?
You tell someone “If you stick Your tongue out and pretend to shake salt on it You’ll feel a salty taste”, then they try it out and do the motion of jerking someone off and catching cum in their mouth.
Probably having someone do the motion of shaking some salt on their tongue. Go try it out in front of a mirror and you’ll see.
Damn maybe I gotta watch Johnny Test. What episode is that?
What if everyone gets the body they really want but it ends up in the trunk of your car instead?
Found the genie
I know what I want then
CEOs: audible gulp
wake up as an apache attack helicopter
Yes, yeeees, YEEEEEEES! BRATATATATATATA
Dude condemns himself to starving during a global fuel supply crisis for the sake of a decades old joke, news at 11
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over my M230 30mm Chain Guns
Give it a minute or two. After you piss away the ammo and see the sticker shock to re-up, it will be nice and quiet.
I like that you guys assume after I wake up as an attack helicopter I’d just go to my regular day job and then get overwhelmed with my new grocery bill.
Oh no, I can’t fit through my apartment door and my rotors keep shredding through my jackets.
Just gonna drop this little link here:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1228360/Megacopter_Blades_of_the_Goddess/
Hey real quick, you aren’t making fun of helicopterkin, are you?
OwO I get to be a winged hybrid wolf-tiger-fox, with an 11" knotted and barbed cock? And I get to pound my furry friends as their fursona too? I’d actually get a career that I love, while it not feeling like work at all, having submissive cuties ride me like the bull I am? Hell yes.
Do you have any depiction of how such a cutie creature would look? For scientific purposes, of course
Knotted i get, but barbed? Even jerking off would be uncomfortable!
Ooh cool you’re a therian?
Socialists? Usually socialists are the ones who speak about their gender identities openly. What I really wish to see in this scenario is the amount of outer trans conservatives
How did they leave out the Bronies???
God I want a shiny robot body
