Grail@multiverse.soulism.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours agoThe body you really wantmultiverse.soulism.netimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1412arrow-down111
arrow-up1401arrow-down1imageThe body you really wantmultiverse.soulism.netGrail@multiverse.soulism.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 12 hours agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squarezxqwas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·9 hours agoDespite not being trans can I have a body that does not sound like slowly breaking a fist full of spaghetti when I get out of bed in the morning?
minus-squarewonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·22 minutes agoAt first I imagined cooked spaghetti and I was very confused.
minus-squarePyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·46 minutes agoMy immedate reaction was to imagine the sound of cooked spaghetti. Was wondering why a wet slapping sound would be undesirable first thing in the morning. I regret that train of thought…
minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 hours agoI can feel the grimace from “breaking a fist full of spaghetti” from the denizens of Pastaland all the way up here in northern EU
minus-squarekate@lemmy.uhhoh.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoi have a conspiracy hypothesis that many restaurants break the pasta without telling people because people prefer it without even knowing
Despite not being trans can I have a body that does not sound like slowly breaking a fist full of spaghetti when I get out of bed in the morning?
At first I imagined cooked spaghetti and I was very confused.
Wet sloppy noises
My immedate reaction was to imagine the sound of cooked spaghetti.
Was wondering why a wet slapping sound would be undesirable first thing in the morning.
I regret that train of thought…
I can feel the grimace from “breaking a fist full of spaghetti” from the denizens of Pastaland all the way up here in northern EU
i have a conspiracy hypothesis that many restaurants break the pasta without telling people because people prefer it without even knowing