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Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours ago

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Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours ago
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    If you don’t like onions you should try cooking them in butter on low heat for 30-45 minutes until they’re a deep amber and mixing them with sour cream, a bit of mayo, salt and pepper, and a pinch of cayenne pepper. Boom, caramelized onion dip.

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      Huh, we just call that onion dip here

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      This is genuinely good culinary advice. Thank you for sharing. I may try it soon.

      That said, you bastard! You took all the delicious mustard gas tingle out of the onion! Poor ex-delicious onions.

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      Yeah. Raw onions are just about the only food ingredient I absolutely can’t stand to eat. But I love sauteed onions. I work at a fire house and do a lot of the cooking on shift. If anyone bitches about a pack of onions, I tell them I’ll add onions at the same time I add Habaneros. I love crazy hot stuff, but contrary to popular firefighter belief, most of the guys are huge weenies when it comes to spicy.

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        Why do I keep seeing removed instead of some words? If anyone removed about a pack of onions?

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          Your instance (lemmy.ml) has a word filter - words in the filter get turned into removed.

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        Same actually. But I later discovered the reason why I don’t like raw onions is because I have an allergy that gives me migraines when I eat them. Cooking them is fine and delicious though.

        But yeah, used to be teased incessantly by family for being “Picky.”

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        I used to be that way. I think you’ll eventually find that you like them. Not enough to take a bite out of a raw onion but being cool with them on a burger at least. Sometimes stuff like this just clicks for me as I get older. No idea why lol.

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          They grow some onions that taste good raw (you can eat em like apples) but they are expensive

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          No, that’s not how that works. Your own personal experience is fine and valid, but try not to make the assumption it’s true for anyone else.

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          Odds aren’t that high at this point. I’m not all wrinkly, but I’m old enough to remember the before times, when the Internet didn’t exist.

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      No. Nope. Thank you.

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      Oh my God way to make them 5x worse

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      Yeah, anyone eating cold red onions can suck a dick. But I’ll suck a dick for a good onion dip.

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        You never had raw onions on a sangwich? Red onion especially, very tasty raw.

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            Lil ogre

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          No thanks. Cooked only.

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            Grow the hell up.

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              I have. I prefer not to put things in my body that it rejects. Cooked is fine, raw is not.

              You gonna put fermented Greenland shark in your food just because I was able to eat it?

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                Only if you do surströmming at the same time

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                  Pass, lol

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                It’s a joke based on op image.

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                  Ahh, I forgot. I’m too distraught over the eclipse being overcast in Reykjavík to think straight.

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                    That sucks, hugggsss

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                I have eaten the shark, yes. It definitely smelled worse than it tasted.

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            You haven’t lived until you’ve tried some fries with special sauce (mayonnaise, spiced ketchup and raw onion). Diabetes and heart disease included for free.

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              That sounds like thousand island dressing

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              A bit of hot sauce or balsamic vinegar is way better. And healthier.

              (And lol at every fucker out there who thinks they invented some magical special sauce by mixing mayo and ketchup together. Like nobody’s ever thought of that white trash culinary masterpiece before.)

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                Mayo and balsamic instead of mayo and ketchup. Or if you’re doing artichokes, both

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                  Or just leave the gross mayo out of it entirely.

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              I’ll pass.

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        Screw red onions. White onions rule.

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          Where my shallot gang?

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            Leek fans rise up!

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        Just biting into a raw onion by itself is psychopath behavior but you gotta have raw onions on a proper Italian sub.

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        I’d be sucking dick more if it tasted like raw onion.

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          You know I’m sure someone out there… Just gotta find the needle on the haystack lol

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