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Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours ago

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Ricky Rigatoni@piefed.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours ago
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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    Yeah, anyone eating cold red onions can suck a dick. But I’ll suck a dick for a good onion dip.

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      You never had raw onions on a sangwich? Red onion especially, very tasty raw.

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        • gibmiser@lemmy.world
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          13 hours ago

          Lil ogre

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        No thanks. Cooked only.

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          Grow the hell up.

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            I have. I prefer not to put things in my body that it rejects. Cooked is fine, raw is not.

            You gonna put fermented Greenland shark in your food just because I was able to eat it?

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              Only if you do surströmming at the same time

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                Pass, lol

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              It’s a joke based on op image.

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                Ahh, I forgot. I’m too distraught over the eclipse being overcast in Reykjavík to think straight.

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                  That sucks, hugggsss

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              12 hours ago

              I have eaten the shark, yes. It definitely smelled worse than it tasted.

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          You haven’t lived until you’ve tried some fries with special sauce (mayonnaise, spiced ketchup and raw onion). Diabetes and heart disease included for free.

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            That sounds like thousand island dressing

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            A bit of hot sauce or balsamic vinegar is way better. And healthier.

            (And lol at every fucker out there who thinks they invented some magical special sauce by mixing mayo and ketchup together. Like nobody’s ever thought of that white trash culinary masterpiece before.)

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              Mayo and balsamic instead of mayo and ketchup. Or if you’re doing artichokes, both

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                Or just leave the gross mayo out of it entirely.

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            I’ll pass.

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      Screw red onions. White onions rule.

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        Where my shallot gang?

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          Leek fans rise up!

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      Just biting into a raw onion by itself is psychopath behavior but you gotta have raw onions on a proper Italian sub.

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      I’d be sucking dick more if it tasted like raw onion.

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        You know I’m sure someone out there… Just gotta find the needle on the haystack lol

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