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Weird Al Yankovic dined peacefully in his Los Angeles home last night. He had spaghetti.
He was found in his bed, surrounded by well-washers and loved ones. He was last heard to remark what everyone was doing in his bedroom, and that his well did not require cleaning.
I mean, there shouldn’t be any wells in anyone’s bedroom
You had me in the first half, ngl
How many polka dots has he found?
How many dots are required for it to be considered Polka Dots?
One accordion worth
I love this thread so much
Weird Al’s all woman polka backing band where they are all named Dot? Kinda like The Donnas except The Polka Dots?
I knew a Dorothy who went by Dot. She was fun as hell. Played a mean sousaphone too.
Doubt, dudes on tour and is currently in Delaware for tonights show. I just got to see him a few weeks ago on this tour and was a breath of fresh air.
oh yeah it’s probably old news then
Mean joke, years ago his parents found dead from carbon monoxide.
Whoa, damn. Lost a friend that way. I do luv me some Weird Al. Caught Him live once.
Did you let him go unharmed? That man is a national treasure, I need to know that you released him without injury or incident.
I’m a long time ‘catch and release’ guy. He’s just fine, 'cept for that lip piercing. Totes consensual.
Didn’t even know he was in Angine de Poitrine
NOOOO!
