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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 hours ago

US problems require US solutions

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US problems require US solutions

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Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 hours ago
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    This is like the most USA thing i have ever read and- yeah whatever i wonder if this is even real or just a movie trope atp

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    Always carry a decoy wallet and a decoy gun. That way you give the decoy wallet and gun, the robber is distracted then you have plenty of time to shoot them with the real gun

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    I don’t think he knows about second gun, Pip.

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    I always see these two (or ones that look like them, sometimes one of them is old) in movie communities/posters/memes. Were they part of some comedy group, or in a movie together?

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    It’s like i always say, the only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with two guns; that’s why police always carry a rifle in the car.

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      But what if bad guy has two guns

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        Super secret third gun, obviously.

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          This guy guns

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      /s?

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        My name is Dookieman; this is a shitpost

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    #JustTexasThings

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    Is the US even a real place?

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    Did you know there’s an ancient seagrass meadow off Western Australia?

    In Shark Bay, a single clone of seagrass called Posidonia australis has been growing uninterrupted for roughly 4,500 years. It sprawls over 180 square kilometres underwater, yet genetically it’s just one plant. For context, it started sprouting around when the Great Pyramid was being built, and it’s still out there doing its thing.

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    Gun owner: Hey, you can’t do that.

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    New strategy is to have 3 guns

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      That was the old strategy. We’re up to 7 guns now.

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      Man robbed of three guns at gun point shanks robber with his knife.

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    gun Gun gun gun Gun the gun

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