Hey, that’s not true! Everybody knows landlords only use white paint

Fine, I’ll talk. It would be a smear campaign. My pap-py said so

Thank you

So much gold, ought to rename it to “the piss house”

You can have every bit of it. I won’t bother you for none.

Good shower thought, bad shitpost

10/10: Quality shitpost, would repost.

I know the answer, but my lips are sealed.

Low effort isnt the only criteria for a shitpost. A shitpost must also be OC, otherwise it’s just a common repost. The only time a repost counts as a shitpost is when you’re reposting a shitpost.

My prediction is: There will be a settlement. Neither party will admit wrongdoing. The settlement money will go to the lawyers. The corporations’ right to manipulate the market will be enshrined.