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You’ve misspelled “EXECUTED”
Nice b8 m8
tips fedora
My problem with this future is that it doesn’t look like people use proper punctuation and stroked lettering to make it easier to read text plastered across a busy background.
I’d call it the darkest timeline, but putting the timeline in darkmode might improve things.
WTF? Stupid fucking neoliberals.
Just kill me. I’m tired.
stabs rib “Woops” stabs eye “Damnit hang on” stabs foot “How did that even!?”
If he lives another nine years I’ll eat my hat.
“social security has been privatized”
dems😭😭😭
Yeah that’s the odd one out isn’t it.
Yeah, WTF. Idiots.
The Fall of Japan is a bit of a surprise
You wish, look Donald Trump winning the next rigged election and the USA citizens posting more slop politics.
That motherfucker still alive?
Privatized social security?
You rent each number on your ssn individually, if you miss a payment then you lose a random number. When you only have 1 number left you get sent to an island where you have to kill 8 people. For every person killed you get their respective number, if you manage to kill 8 then your new ssn is composed out of their numbers.
If your new ssn is a duplicate of an existing number then a duel is arranged between you and the existing holder of said number unless either party pays the ssn company 9 million dollars for a new number.
Right? Wtf? Also, Liz Cheney as president would be no picnic either.
This is neo-liberal ideals. It’s terrible because neo-liberalism itself is terrible.
Like health insurance i guess
So many people seem to have missed that this is the shitpost magazine.
There’s a difference between a good shitpost, and a nornalpost that is shit. Learn the art, practice the craft.
Donald Trump is not living until 2035 under any circumstance, unless we symbolically hold his bloated corpse in a supermax.
Brick it shut and let him rot, it’s better than he deserves after all he has done.
I started asking this a few years ago to people as kind of a joke, but it’s less of a joke now:
At what age of Trump still being alive will you go “wait a second…” and start to suspect there is a drug or treatment that the elite have access to that extends their life that they aren’t telling the public about?
I don’t mean better access to higher quality medical care. I don’t mean a personal team of doctors. I mean a drug or treatment that can extend lifespans by decades, even for those who live unhealthy lifestyles.
Now
Now
In 2030 his consciousness is extracted and preserved as a neural network by Peter Thiel in a desperate attempt to control the maga movement. In 2033 it is seized by the FBI, uploaded into a SpaceX orbital data center and locked in geostationary orbit, guaranteeing operation for the next 10,000 years.
If we left his remains in the wilderness to be consumed by scavangers, it would probably be his most positive contribution to the world.
Don’t look up “air burial”, you have been warned.
If Liz Cheney, daughter of shotgun Dicky, is president the US is well and truly fuckin’ cooked.
The Overton needs a fucking reset or something. tf is this?
“And this photo was taken at the south pole visiting center”
