• Carmakazi@piefed.social
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    21 hours ago

    Donald Trump is not living until 2035 under any circumstance, unless we symbolically hold his bloated corpse in a supermax.

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      7 hours ago

      Brick it shut and let him rot, it’s better than he deserves after all he has done.

    • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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      7 hours ago

      I started asking this a few years ago to people as kind of a joke, but it’s less of a joke now:

      At what age of Trump still being alive will you go “wait a second…” and start to suspect there is a drug or treatment that the elite have access to that extends their life that they aren’t telling the public about?

      I don’t mean better access to higher quality medical care. I don’t mean a personal team of doctors. I mean a drug or treatment that can extend lifespans by decades, even for those who live unhealthy lifestyles.

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      17 hours ago

      In 2030 his consciousness is extracted and preserved as a neural network by Peter Thiel in a desperate attempt to control the maga movement. In 2033 it is seized by the FBI, uploaded into a SpaceX orbital data center and locked in geostationary orbit, guaranteeing operation for the next 10,000 years.