What a shitty format, the top text should be over the left image and the bottom text should be over the right image. Now it’s just “poop:” for both images, which isn’t what it’s trying to say.
Would have made much more sense to have the images vertically stacked with their respective text beside them.
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If its just a floaty poop. drape TP over it in a V shape. Maybe 6 squares. Then flush. TP gets sucked down and takes that shit straight to hell.
What if the tp combusts between me putting it down and me flushing?
This is why you keep a poop knife with you.
Plus the toilet tank takes 6 minutes to refill.
But you flush again after 2 minutes…doh!So you go to turn the flow valve, but it breaks off in your hand. Now the poop won’t flush and you’ve got to get out of the house to hit the main valve (or flee. Lots of folk choose flee) with no one noticing your clothes are covered in poop water
But as you flee, the window jams as you raise it with your foot now stuck in it. You reach for the sink to pull you free, but oh no here comes the hiccups…
I just put new toilets in my house and they fill up so fast now, like 20 seconds 
every time you take a shit, you need to install a new toilet?
Ok we can’t ask you back because you did not share your drugs
Inform your host and help them pack up their things. It is the poop’s house now.
I did that at a house warming for one of my girlfriends friends. I just came out of the bathroom and told her we needed to go now.
you mean go to get a plunger?
you mean go to get a plunger, right?
you mean go to get a plunger, left?
You mean go to get a plunger, up?
No, right.
dude, we’re using the plunger wrong, it goes up and down, not left to right
Yep repeatedly and forcefully. Wish did we upon a metaphor
Instructions unclear, plunger stuck in butt.
quietly moans
It has to be an emergency, unless they also have a bidet
And if they have a Toto I’m inviting myself over just to poop.
If they have a Toto, not for long they don’t. I have a Toto now.
I guess it rains down in Africa 🎶 flush, overflowing
