The ballkini
I thought the jock strap was already invented.
Or, and hear me out…just wear boxer briefs.
Most underwear brands now have lines that include a nut pouch. I first saw it on the brand SAXX, which I do love. But even down to jockey and Hanes I think, they now offer these styles.
Regular boxers don’t give the kind of support that testicles need, especially over the long haul. Men should wear tighty whities, or boxer briefs.
If you don’t, then as you age, your scrotum stretches out, and your balls start hanging low. Men often first realize it when they sit on the toilet, and the boys take a dip in the pool. Testicle tucks are one of the most popular plastic surgeries.
Keeping them held snug against the body over a lifetime, reduces sagging near the end.
Clothing companies hype boxers as the new comfortable, and almost universally stop selling tighty whities.
Create the problem, then sell the solution at a substantial premium.
The underwire is going to be lit!!!
100% this is gay fetish wear.
Are you saying Lyndon B. Johnson was gay? Cause he would definitely appreciate the idea.
He did have a habit of showing men his penis at any available opportunity.
Also, somewhere to keep 2 falafels, apparently.
Falafel makes your farts smelafel
You need to eat more fiber.
this was in the new sacha baren cohen movie Ladies First lol
Long Ball Larry’s gonna love it.
The Bro!
This define, lifts, and separates.
It’s the Wonder Bro
What about shrinkage?
Finally, a way to save the ball sweat I’ve been wasting
Now, I don’t avoid underwear Mandrake, but I do deny them my essence.
So none of you have a scrotum?
You know, that little flesh bag you keep your balls in?
Your scrotum doesn’t retain its elasticity forever. As people get older, their scrotums will begin to sag and droop. Also (this doesn’t apply to everyone), as you get older, your heart doesnt function as well as it used to, and this can cause fluid to pool (edema) in your lower half. The scrotum is one of the first places to begin accumulating fluid, causing it to not only sag, but also get significantly larger. This can lead to discomfort and injures.
With all that said, this thing is 110% fetish wear. Just wear briefs if your scrotum is super saggy
Hell yeah, I didn’t know I was guaranteed a huge scrote! Best news all day!
Those stretch and lose support with age
Damn, I thought I was getting taller.
You mean a skin bra? Sure, but it’s not very stylish, this will keep your boys looking symmetrical
Might be more helpful for people with specific conditions. Off the top of my head i’m thinking Bell Clapper Defomity and Varicoceles. But even those cases, I’d think you would just…wear a jockstrap? Generally a good idea for intense physical activity, too, for everyone that has testes.
Give me a testicle bra and a short skirt and you’d have one happy guy (in the summer).
Plus you could use it to hold your pistol.
Is there a website or something?
I do want to say that most underwear literally does the same thing. This is kinky AF though, I’d buy it
No boxers?
Boxer briefs absolutely won that war in a horrific and devastating fashion
I tried boxers. It was a freedom that I did not enjoy.
I just imagined a pair of balls waking up from the Matrix, looking around, and going “put me back in.”
I haven’t worn boxers in 20 years. Trunks for life
Wow, that’s nuts!
Dam it i just got rid of mine
For you, they recommend a testicle undershirt.
Well, shizzzzzzz!
But then how will they pop out of the bottom of their shorts while they’re sitting?
