I’ll take that cocoa and cherry one then, if you’re not having it.
Caffeine is very slightly negatively correlated with darkness of the roast. Dark roasts tend to have less caffeine than light roasts.
Also, drip/pourover/percolator/press coffee tends to have more caffeine per serving than espresso-based drinks. The longer steep time extracts more of the caffeine, and serving sizes tend to just be so much larger to overcome the higher caffeine per unit volume of espresso.
So in reality, the lighter pourover coffee where you have the roaster or barista talking about tasting notes tends to be higher caffeine than the dark, densely brewed bitter stuff.
A BDSM cafe does sound fun.
Quad shot latter over ice
Just take caffeine pills jfc
Or adderall, sounds like they have a medical condition
I don’t understand… can it not do that while also tasting good? Is that not exactly what good coffee is supposed to be?
Of course it can, but then we wouldn’t have a shitpost.
Pervatin?
Robusta bean cold brew coffee.
It tastes like slighly sweet tea. It is served cold. However, it will give you AFib and allow you to feel the back of your eyes.
AND has hints of cherry and cocoa. Why not both?
I got used to the absolute crap, mass produced percolator coffee on board ship. Nothing else seems to get me awake and moving anymore.
TIL People still use percolators.
TBF these were ships designed in the 1970s.
I like my coffee like I like my women. Cold and bitter.
I like my coffee like I like my women: completely devoid of STDs.
Necrophilia moment
The older my stomach gets the more lite and mellow it wants its coffee.
You’ll be awake, just spending hours of that time on the toilet 💩
Stomach can fuck off, we’re doing whatever makes brain work today.
you can buy 200mg caffeine caps for that
I once worked with a Brazilian woman that complained about all the weak office coffee, and said, “I want my coffee so dark and rich I can chew on it.”
100% agreed with her on that.
