That’s a poisonous potato from Minecraft
Which prison are you being held in?
10/10
I think your plate is overcooked.
Mark Watney shitposting on lemmy.
Shitposting his shit potatoes, even
Sol-ly breakfast type shit
You know, it’s generally recommended to, like, put a little water on the potato before you microwave it to prevent the plate from exploding from heat.
wrap it in tinfoil before microwaving for crispy exterior
/s
Yes! /s
Stick a fork in it too so it’ll carry more heat deep into the potato.
And attach C4 to the potato in case it gets any funny ideas
Then just start punching the fucking potato.
…of your kitchen
Potato is mostly water.
And they’re delicious. So more water equals more delicious. It’s simple math!
Adding more water allows it to remain mostly water after nuking it to fucking death.
I must try this. Can you spare a nuke?
Not after I’m through with it.
I just put them directly on the rotating glass thingy
Out of vicodin too huh?
Mmm, communion wafer.
Be careful. I’ve heard macroplastics are getting into peoples diets.
Potato/potato
This looks very interesting. What is this?
A cake that looks like a baked potato, a cracked meringue dusted in cocoa, and a frozen banana slice. 3/10 plating
Bro you need corn in your life.
Potato is life.
Potat is lie, sush is lyfe
The Potato Clan is confident in its stature and is not trifled by your silly little claims.
Gotta go the happy family way man. We can get it all.
Is that a lunar crater model for a school project?
Not microwaved long enough, hasn’t even exploded yet /s
This looks like a comet flyby.
