I can think of nothing more hellish than taking a spreadsheet to bed with me.
The very thing that ruled my work day, and was the bane of my existence needs to stay the fuck out of the bedroomThey call me the king of the spreadsheets. Gottem all printed out on my bed sheets.
Weird Al’s “hundred gigabytes of RAM” is still baller in 2026!
I have a machine with a hundred gigabytes of RAM! 160ish GB to be slightly more specific. It’s only DDR3, but it’s in there! I’ll NEVER use a third of it hahaha
About as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller.
Insert column.
I wouldn’t want that anywhere near my alarm clock. It might mess the dates and times up.
Perfect accompaniment the workplace chat up line:
“If you like my spreadsheets you should see my bedsheets”
Is that Google Sheets? Eww.
Thankfully you haven’t had the need to use Excel Online
Any online office app will suck balls
Ah, I see you’re an Office for Mac kinda person
Nah, I bet they’re a Numbers on iPhone mini person.
How dare the both of you.
I think killing the guy who said you use Numbers would classify as justified. That’s too far of an insult
I got so triggered I had a seizure so I won’t be killing anyone today.
That’s good… On a completely unrelated note, I like your hat.
Perhaps a MacBook Wheel user
First time you sleep in this, it’ll mess up your tables.
Is there an OpenOffice version of this? You might have a buyer here.
OpenOffice has been dead for a decade. Please, forget it has ever existed and use LibreOffice instead. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
it’s not dead, it’s just very little maintained by apache the last release was november 2025
It hasn’t got an update worth a 0.1 version number bump in over a decade, I’d consider it pretty dead.
Or just use Microsoft Office 2003 in Wine.
Instructions unclear. Used Office 2003 on wine. Hic
You’re supposed to drink the wine? I dunked the computer in wine.
Liquid cooling is meant to be contained in tubes, fittings, and resevoirs. You have to use mineral oil if you want an aquarium pc.
When they said clean the motherboard with alcohol, I don’t think that’s what they meant.
You monster.
Looks (micro)soft.
… anyone? Anyone at all? Really? Fine…
… that’s what she said.
Nightmare stuff
