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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago

I've been staring at this shirt for a long time and still have no idea what it means

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I've been staring at this shirt for a long time and still have no idea what it means

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Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours ago
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  • Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world
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    I totally got this one.

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    2 hours ago

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    9 hours ago

    Pre Pear uranus four cock?

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      Damn you’re a wizard washedupcynic

  • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    Prepare Uranus for Cock

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      Ah Uranus! All I was coming up with for that one was “blue ball”

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      Uranus is so boring to look at. It’s lucky it has a funny name.

      • LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz
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        Don’t hate on Uranus like that, all we’ve got is Voyager pictures. That one kinda bad picture is cause we haven’t had a decent camera out there ever.

        What we really need is a new mission with better cameras to get better pictures.

        https://science.nasa.gov/gallery/voyager-at-uranus/

        • banause@feddit.org
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          Pictures of Uranus are hard to take.

        • MajorasTerribleFate@lemmy.zip
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          OnlyPlanets

          • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip
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            … you’ve stumbled upon the key to human progress.

            Mega popular OF model will only cross certain lines when ___ breakthrough is achieved, suddenly a flood of NASA / CRI / whatever donations

            “Alright boys, we’ve landed on Mars! You know what that means!” switches on Pound-A-Tron 9000

          • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
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            How much to see the South Pole?

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              Someone should create a mock OnlyFans account that funds an Uranus mission. Pictures posted by engineers and scientists and eventually pictures of Uranus itself. UwU

      • snoons@lemmy.ca
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        14 hours ago

        Don’t talk about Theiranus like that. :(

    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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      16 hours ago

      Winner winner! Chicken dinner!

    • Darkard@lemmy.world
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      Well the 4 is on fire so is it “for hot cock”?

      • gnutrino@programming.dev
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        15 hours ago

        Shouldn’t the cock be on fire in that case?

        • snoons@lemmy.ca
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          14 hours ago

          Then it would xe Taco Bell.

        • JoShmoe@ani.social
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          13 hours ago

          Pre Pear Uranus Burning 4 Rooster

      • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world
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        Mebbe. I was also considering if it should be “for MY cock” but there’s no need for that if you’re going for short and salty.

        • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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          “short and salty”

          So, much like a cock.

    • Kilgore Trout@feddit.it
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      12 hours ago

      But that is not a cock.

      • Malyca@lemmy.zip
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        I was looking at my hens and looking at this going wait a minute

      • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world
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        Plausible deniability?

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      Fuck, beat me to it.

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        Beat meat to it?

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    Prepare Uranus For Fire Chicken

    Must like spicy wings

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      This is the only proper message that can be extracted.

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    Pre pear Uranus 4 rooster

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      Cock

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        • joke

        • head

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    Pre-pear (for) blue balling and flaming cock?

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    Pre fruit sphere four rooster?

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    That’s very clearly a hen and not a cock. Could’ve used a better picture of Uranus too. Idea 10/10 execution 7/10

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      I mean, they could have just spelled it out, too.

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    Prepare your anus for hot chicken?

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    That’s a hen… prepare Uranus 4 hen.

    • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
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      That’s…a hen?

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        Yes. Roosters have a substantially more pronounced comb.

        • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world
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          Huh, you can tell I don’t have a bunch of cocks

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            I ate all our cocks. I miss Trent Rizenor most.

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    Maybe, it’s not in english?

  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world
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    still have no idea what it means

    Yes you do. You knew when you posted this. You just stole it from reddit. Fucking liar.

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      deleted by creator

    • zikzak025@lemmy.world
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      But then not as many people would fill the comment section with answers and/or ridicule to drive up engagement that injects OP’s brain with those sweet dopamines.

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    Hint: it’s a planet

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      Damn. Was gonna say Prepare For whatever comes first.

      ( Thought it might be an egg. )

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    prefruit ball flaming for cock

    ez

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