Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours agoI've been staring at this shirt for a long time and still have no idea what it meanslemmy.worldimagemessage-square50fedilinkarrow-up1137arrow-down13
arrow-up1134arrow-down1imageI've been staring at this shirt for a long time and still have no idea what it meanslemmy.worldMickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours agomessage-square50fedilink
minus-squaredamnthefilibuster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up179·17 hours agoPrepare Uranus for Cock
minus-square0ops@piefed.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·16 hours agoAh Uranus! All I was coming up with for that one was “blue ball”
minus-squarestarik@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-216 hours agoUranus is so boring to look at. It’s lucky it has a funny name.
minus-squareLastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·13 hours agoDon’t hate on Uranus like that, all we’ve got is Voyager pictures. That one kinda bad picture is cause we haven’t had a decent camera out there ever. What we really need is a new mission with better cameras to get better pictures. https://science.nasa.gov/gallery/voyager-at-uranus/
minus-squareHeHoXa@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-22 hours ago… you’ve stumbled upon the key to human progress. Mega popular OF model will only cross certain lines when ___ breakthrough is achieved, suddenly a flood of NASA / CRI / whatever donations “Alright boys, we’ve landed on Mars! You know what that means!” switches on Pound-A-Tron 9000
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·9 hours agoHow much to see the South Pole?
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 hours agoSomeone should create a mock OnlyFans account that funds an Uranus mission. Pictures posted by engineers and scientists and eventually pictures of Uranus itself. UwU
minus-squaresnoons@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·14 hours agoDon’t talk about Theiranus like that. :(
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·17 hours agoWinner winner! Chicken dinner!
minus-squareDarkard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·17 hours agoWell the 4 is on fire so is it “for hot cock”?
minus-squaregnutrino@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·16 hours agoShouldn’t the cock be on fire in that case?
minus-squareJoShmoe@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·14 hours agoPre Pear Uranus Burning 4 Rooster
minus-squaredamnthefilibuster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 hours agoMebbe. I was also considering if it should be “for MY cock” but there’s no need for that if you’re going for short and salty.
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·15 hours ago“short and salty” So, much like a cock.
minus-squareMalyca@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 hours agoI was looking at my hens and looking at this going wait a minute
minus-squaredamnthefilibuster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 hours agoPlausible deniability?
Prepare Uranus for Cock
Ah Uranus! All I was coming up with for that one was “blue ball”
Uranus is so boring to look at. It’s lucky it has a funny name.
Don’t hate on Uranus like that, all we’ve got is Voyager pictures. That one kinda bad picture is cause we haven’t had a decent camera out there ever.
What we really need is a new mission with better cameras to get better pictures.
https://science.nasa.gov/gallery/voyager-at-uranus/
Pictures of Uranus are hard to take.
OnlyPlanets
… you’ve stumbled upon the key to human progress.
Mega popular OF model will only cross certain lines when ___ breakthrough is achieved, suddenly a flood of NASA / CRI / whatever donations
“Alright boys, we’ve landed on Mars! You know what that means!” switches on Pound-A-Tron 9000
How much to see the South Pole?
Someone should create a mock OnlyFans account that funds an Uranus mission. Pictures posted by engineers and scientists and eventually pictures of Uranus itself. UwU
Don’t talk about Theiranus like that. :(
Winner winner! Chicken dinner!
Well the 4 is on fire so is it “for hot cock”?
Shouldn’t the cock be on fire in that case?
Then it would xe Taco Bell.
Pre Pear Uranus Burning 4 Rooster
Mebbe. I was also considering if it should be “for MY cock” but there’s no need for that if you’re going for short and salty.
“short and salty”
So, much like a cock.
But that is not a cock.
I was looking at my hens and looking at this going wait a minute
Plausible deniability?
Fuck, beat me to it.
Beat meat to it?