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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago

WTF is a meter?

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WTF is a meter?

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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 hours ago
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  • deadymouse@lemmy.world
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    Damn, now I’m wondering in which country a person is measured with knives or firearms?

  • MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social
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    26 minutes ago

    We need to sexualise the metric system.

  • Siethron@lemmy.world
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    9 minutes ago

    This post made Miyazaki (Dark souls) want to move to the US.

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    2 hours ago

    American here, meters are tools for measuring things! Voltmeter measure volts, speedometers measure speed, etc.

    Makes me nervous when I’m walking around, because every step I take my phone’s pedometer detects another one :'(

  • Toes♀@ani.social
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    1 hour ago

    Measure me please 🥺

  • gray@lemmy.ml
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    4 hours ago

    Please don’t try to make imperial system look cool

  • ChocolateFrostedSugarBombs@lemmy.world
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    4 hours ago

    Measure me mommy.

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    2 hours ago

    It looks like the people on top have a giant calf and foot for legs and feet. And one of them the foot is backwards.

    • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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      1 hour ago

      What?

    • TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works
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      1 hour ago

      Two left feet, wonder what kinda measuring system that is.

      • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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        1 hour ago

        The foot on the fact is a right foot though?

      • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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        Those are definitely not two left feet. That is a left and a right foot.

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    7 hours ago

    Every time I see one of these posts:

    • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com
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      1 hour ago

      In a row?

    • BandanaBug@piefed.social
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      6 hours ago

      https://discuss.tchncs.de/c/anythingbutmetric?dataType=Post

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        Let’s see if I can get that format right:

        [email protected]

        Edit: yay! Subbed

        • squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi
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          You did a good

  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works
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    8 hours ago

    First time ive ever used this template without needing to change the country

    Nicely done OP

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    4 hours ago

    How many dead horses

    • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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      2 hours ago

      There’s a whole com for this stuff.

    • Ms. ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip
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      3 hours ago

      A baker’s dozens worth

  • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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    It’s rare that one of these makes the American side more appealing. You’re shooting yourself in the…well, you know.

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      Literally the one time i’m not ashamed to be an American. I’m actually really sad about it.

    • Mok98@feddit.it
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      Why the hell would I shoot myself in the meter?

  • daggermoon@piefed.world
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    6 hours ago

    God, I love feet.

  • possessedfaxmachine@lemmy.world
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    length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of ⁠1/299792458⁠ of a second will always be superior to some stinky foot. Or an inch. Or a football field (Hand-egg one?)

    • Ey ich frag doch nur@lemmy.world
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      1 metre = 10 decimetres = 100 centimetres = 0,001 kilometres. Not sure how you calculate but this could be the point

  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Meter? I hardly know 'er!

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